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i just got back from the scenester club and i noticed everyone in there looks liks a copy of eachother. what the fuck is up with that shit

things i tend to notice

every single pale chic has dyed black hair with either a mullet haircut or their bangs cut short.

and they are usually acompanied by some lame ass fucking dress that looks something like a moo moo type shit with pumps (i dont get it)

then theres the guys who wear flanel long sleeve button shirts and tight jeans who look like they just got off a farm with the haircuts all combed to the side like a lame. (ghey)

then theres like a giant group of kids with tatoos earplugs short hair fitted caps dickies and chucks.

not to mnetion the emos with the fucking rooster like haircuts and the super tight pants that make me run out of breath when i see them.

thank god theres no more blazers around i hated that shit

then the obvious graffiti kids

fuck maybe im just getting old but this shitis mad lame:shakehead:

to top off the night there was this really fat chic dancing around me and i felt like i was in orbit for a second there.

OH and the really bad white trash looking girls who have like gangster tatoos quotes on themselves or better yet brassknuckles

who the fuck are u kidding

:rolleyes:

oh yeah and there where like 500 lesbians there.

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that is when you grab them by the fucking ear and drag them to your ghetto blaster boombox, and make them listen to motorhead, and say:

 

"grow and fucking pair you fucking girl!"

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"to top off the night there was this really fat chic dancing around me and i felt like i was in orbit for a second there."

 

 

:haha:

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maybe emos are like .. the subconcious human response to all the woes in the world (let's face it, emo kids generally have nothing to be sad about, they're usually from well off backrounds and get all their eyeliner bought for them by mummy) they could be like the Earths equivalent to like .. I dunno, bags under your eyes or a boil or a migrain or SOMETHING like that which occurs under stress, drepression or whatever.

 

feel free to add to this theory

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Like everyone who dresses a certain way, emos are doing it to be taken seriously, which has dug them into a bottomless pit of being emo.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

You sould have called me up, I would have fought off the emo kids for you

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That's why you have to go to a real club or lounge, not some nasty all ages place that is covered in sweat and puke.

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