AyeBee Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I started talkin to a friend of a friend online and whatnot, just the usual bullshit and AIM flirting I can't help but do, which is usually all good, expecially cuz she's cute and bisexual....but yo, this bitch is straight up insane. She hits me up seriously anytime I go online, RIGHT AWAY. She sits there and talks about wantin to fuck me non stop, stays tryin to come see me (at home, at work, chillin with the homies etc etc), and worst of all if I'm not online or somethin she leaves me messages "Oh, what are you talkin to ____ (my ex)? That's cool". Yes bitch I am, I told you she was important and no other girl is, what the fuck didn't you get about that. Usually I'd be more than happy to lay the pipe with a girl that looks like her but holy fuckin shit, no thanks when it comes to girls who practically hurl the vagina at me Discuss or somethin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 bitches been crazy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 i saw this guy chugging a bottle of cologne outside my work today then he put some on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 just piss on her.. with a funnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Ayebee I know what you're saying. I could tell you some stories. Seriously... But I won't. Anyway. I'm also kind of mad that you just said you weren't going to fuck a cute bisexual chick. I mean I thought we had an understanding. You could piss-funnel this bitch. Let me live vicariously through your exploits. I'm engaged man, I can't be fucking around like I used to... Do it man, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bustopballer Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 dude i hate crazy bitches!!!!! but i agree with make just piss on her and tell her to bounce out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisDayAllGodsDie Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Most chicks are nuts. Ive learned this in my small amount of time here on earth. She wants the loving. give it to her, she'll bore of it and then talk about you to her girlfriends. whom will try to save you, because that's what girls do. so more carnal exploits will occur, it's in your best interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 piss on her and videotape it, you can do way better than r.kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 i think you can take 15 minutes out of your day to pee in this girls butt...you COULD pee in 2 girls butts at the same team prolly..i think this is one of those times when you have to sac up and get this done...99.9 percent of this site would love to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Yeah trust me. I've been fucking working on it. I want to be the one to make that thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 anyone that has an actual pee in the butt thread will have to receive some sort of beyond immortal status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 just degrade fuck her do all kinds of things you wouldnt do with a girl you respect ... pee in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 You could piss-funnel this bitch. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 her calling herself "bi" just means she's young, has a lot of issues, uses sex with useless boys like yourself to cover it up/try and fix it, and wants a lot of attention. so, yeah, of course shes going to get possessive/clingy on you if you give her some. duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 god bless sluts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 pee directly in butt (has this already been said?) im sure it has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I like turning girls insane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 her calling herself "bi" just means she's young, has a lot of issues, uses sex with useless boys like yourself to cover it up/try and fix it, and wants a lot of attention. so, yeah, of course shes going to get possessive/clingy on you if you give her some. duh. Further proof that you could pee in this bitches butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 pee directly in butt (has this already been said?) im sure it has i said it sometime in the head on thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 FUCK HER AND KILL HER RIGHT AFTERWARDS SOLVED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 her calling herself "bi" just means she's young, has a lot of issues, uses sex with useless boys like yourself to cover it up/try and fix it, and wants a lot of attention. so, yeah, of course shes going to get possessive/clingy on you if you give her some. duh. straight up and down 150% right.. ps: if your really feeling the bi aspect you have to fuck her and play her game for a while, then when the time is right you'll know and you will be inducted into CLUB 3-SOME. patience is the way. trust. i been there done that enough to be "over" it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I know about the ex/friendship gig... Me and the ex are good friends still, hang out on the daily. We keep the side work on the side and let other prospects know the deal. Keep it on the platonic basis typea shit... As long as the hutch you're fucking with knows it's all about the sexual investments rather than the emotional ones, than keep it on a strictly casual level and smash into the sunset! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 ^^^^co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 The problem is if she's actin this crazy attached without anything happening between us at all then I don't even wanna begin to imagine how bad she would be after I actually fucked her. Also, like I said, it's a pretty big turn off when the pussy's gettin thrown at me like a shotput. However, there is a very big upside to this situation...the 3sum possibilities are actually very within sight since her best friend is another bisexual chick that I used to fuck around with very often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 i've never met a sane one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pace1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Give her the most ass pounding fuck in the world then she'll leave you alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 throat fuck and pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN If a girl (or woman) is too forward, let that be a warning sign. There are serious issues (which you already can see) and if you fuck her, or give her any reason to go crazy, she will. And she'll make your life hell. Trust me, I've been there and lived to tell the tale. And you really dont want a 3sum with a crazy girl like that. You want a 3sum with a 'closet freak'. Trust me on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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