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Speaking of Mexican...

 

Has anyone tried Moe's or Qudova's (I think I spelled that wrong)? They're basically a Subway-style burrito joint (meaning they make it right in front of you) that serves these giant 1lb burritoes that are wrapped to look like a slightly-enlarged softball.

 

They're fantastic if you're faded as fuck and want to shit out pieces of your spinal column.

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GEORGE: Why don't they have salsa on the table?

 

JERRY: What do you need salsa for?

 

GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

 

JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do

you have salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

 

GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order

seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) "I wanted seltzer, not salsa."

 

JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You

have the seltezer after the salsa!"

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