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Re: girls

 

Let me letcha in on a secret fellas...

 

If she sucks great cock, shes a pro.

And if she spreads on the first date, shes a ho.

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girls are wack. i just beat off thinking about my more attractive female friends and proceed to tell them about it. yeah, i'm a creep

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ima come up there mid sept. holler at me with your schedule so we can plan it out.

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girls are wack. i just beat off thinking about my more attractive female friends and proceed to tell them about it. yeah, i'm a creep

 

that's a fucking sweet move

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girls are wack. i just beat off thinking about my more attractive female friends and proceed to tell them about it. yeah, i'm a creep

 

 

hahaha, thats good shit.

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I almost beat up a few girls last night.

But I knew it would make me feel bad in the end.

From what I hear, most girls can't take a punch.

Glass jaws.

So instead, I choked out the kid that was sitting infront of me in the car.

He wasn't too upset about it.

His girlfriend forbids him from hanging out with me.

Now I see why.

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I got into Dallas two nights ago.

Visiting my dude.

Walked into his apartment and was greeted with sweltering heat and an ungodly smell wafting from the kitchen.

I help him take out bags of rotten trash.

Then he asks me if I am hungry, if I want dinner.

He gives me Cheetos and root beer.

Wine and dine.

It totally worked.

I put on some Marvin Gaye-chopped ans skrewed edition.

We totally kissed on the mouth.

Vacations come in many forms.

Love is pretty rad.

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