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The Most Incredible/Stupid Knife

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Look At This Damn Thing

 

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Here are all 85 tools included in Giant Knife, Version 1.0:

 

1. 2.5” 60% Serrated locking blade

2. Nail file, nail cleaner

3. Corkscrew

4. Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter

5. Removable screwdriver bit adapter

6. 2.5” Blade for Official World Scout Knife

7. Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter

8. Removable screwdriver bit holder

9. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0

10. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1

11. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2

12. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm

13. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm

14. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm

15. Magnetized recessed bit holder

16. Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)

17. Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws

18. Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts

19. Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver

20. Removable 10mm hexagonal key

21. Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver

22. Universal wrench

23. Laser pointer with 300 ft. range

24. 1.65” Clip point utility blade

25. Metal saw, metal file

26. 4 mm allen wrench

27. 2.5” blade

28. Fine metal file with precision screwdriver

29. Double-cut wood saw

30. Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges

31. 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool

32. Watch caseback opening tool

33. Snap shackle

34. Telescopic pointer

35. Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)

36. Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver

37. 2.4” Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design

38. Shortix key

39. Flashlight

40. Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide

41. Micro tool holder

42. Micro tool adapter

43. Micro scraper-straight

44. Reamer

45. Fine fork for watch spring bars

46. Pin punch 1.2 mm

47. Pin punch .8 mm

48. Round needle file

49. Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle

50. Removable tool holder

51. Multi-purpose screwdriver

52. Flat Phillips head screwdriver

53. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm

54. Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter

55. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0

56. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1

57. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2

58. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm

59. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm

60. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm

61. Can opener

62. Phillips head screwdriver

63. 2.5” Clip point blade

64. Golf club face cleaner

65. 2.4” Round tip blade

66. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener

67. Golf shoe spike wrench

68. Golf divot repair tool

69. Micro straight-curved

70. Special tool holder

71. Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm

72. Screwdriver 1.2 mm

73. Screwdriver .8 mm

74. Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler

75. Removable screwdriver bit holder

76. Magnetized recessed bit holder

77. Tire tread gauge

78. Reamer/awl

79. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper

80. Special Key

81. Toothpick

82. Tweezers

83. Adapter

84. Key ring

85. Second key ring

 

 

ok honestly who in the hell would buy this damn 30lb thing

 

 

http://www.outdoorlife.com/outdoor/photogallery/article/0,20036,1145810_1304110,00.html

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i'm sure that shit will come in handy.

where can i get one?

 

 

The Most Incredible Knife

If you’re interested in being the coolest Boy Scout on the block, call Wenger at 800-431-2996 to order your own Giant Knife, Version 1.0.

 

Wenger set the price at $1,200. Each knife must be ordered individually through the company.

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ha ha what the hell thats knife overload what are you supposed to do with that i mean you gotta have a dump truck to carry that around

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haha

that things great

imagine pulling that in a knife fight, it'd take you ages to actually find a knife in the!

"wait a second guys...almost, no damn bottle opener, one more try..."

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haha

that things great

imagine pulling that in a knife fight, it'd take you ages to actually find a knife in the!

"wait a second guys...almost, no damn bottle opener, one more try..."

 

 

nah my dude, the opponent would be in such udder shock you'd have that crucial split second to

fake out the guy, and just end up throwing the 30 lb contraption, knocking him out. multi purpose yo

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there's no way you could use a screwdriver or whatever on that thing, because how would you turn it? rotate the whole shoebox? that wouldn't fly inside a computer, much less a car or something.

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Yeah...fuck needing a toolbox, if you have one of those handy.

 

"Handy" being relative in this case.

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