Mainter Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Look At This Damn Thing Here are all 85 tools included in Giant Knife, Version 1.0: 1. 2.5” 60% Serrated locking blade 2. Nail file, nail cleaner 3. Corkscrew 4. Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter 5. Removable screwdriver bit adapter 6. 2.5” Blade for Official World Scout Knife 7. Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter 8. Removable screwdriver bit holder 9. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 10. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1 11. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2 12. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm 13. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm 14. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm 15. Magnetized recessed bit holder 16. Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm) 17. Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws 18. Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts 19. Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver 20. Removable 10mm hexagonal key 21. Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver 22. Universal wrench 23. Laser pointer with 300 ft. range 24. 1.65” Clip point utility blade 25. Metal saw, metal file 26. 4 mm allen wrench 27. 2.5” blade 28. Fine metal file with precision screwdriver 29. Double-cut wood saw 30. Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges 31. 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool 32. Watch caseback opening tool 33. Snap shackle 34. Telescopic pointer 35. Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm) 36. Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver 37. 2.4” Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design 38. Shortix key 39. Flashlight 40. Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide 41. Micro tool holder 42. Micro tool adapter 43. Micro scraper-straight 44. Reamer 45. Fine fork for watch spring bars 46. Pin punch 1.2 mm 47. Pin punch .8 mm 48. Round needle file 49. Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle 50. Removable tool holder 51. Multi-purpose screwdriver 52. Flat Phillips head screwdriver 53. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm 54. Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter 55. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 56. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1 57. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2 58. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm 59. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm 60. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm 61. Can opener 62. Phillips head screwdriver 63. 2.5” Clip point blade 64. Golf club face cleaner 65. 2.4” Round tip blade 66. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener 67. Golf shoe spike wrench 68. Golf divot repair tool 69. Micro straight-curved 70. Special tool holder 71. Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm 72. Screwdriver 1.2 mm 73. Screwdriver .8 mm 74. Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler 75. Removable screwdriver bit holder 76. Magnetized recessed bit holder 77. Tire tread gauge 78. Reamer/awl 79. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper 80. Special Key 81. Toothpick 82. Tweezers 83. Adapter 84. Key ring 85. Second key ring ok honestly who in the hell would buy this damn 30lb thing http://www.outdoorlife.com/outdoor/photogallery/article/0,20036,1145810_1304110,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 ...me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 really??? and the reason being? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 WHY????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 i'm sure that shit will come in handy. where can i get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 http://thatvideosite.com/view/2408.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 i'm sure that shit will come in handy. where can i get one? The Most Incredible Knife If you’re interested in being the coolest Boy Scout on the block, call Wenger at 800-431-2996 to order your own Giant Knife, Version 1.0. Wenger set the price at $1,200. Each knife must be ordered individually through the company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 its more like a compact toolbox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estaked Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 ha ha what the hell thats knife overload what are you supposed to do with that i mean you gotta have a dump truck to carry that around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 they better start making jeans with REALLY big pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 haha that things great imagine pulling that in a knife fight, it'd take you ages to actually find a knife in the! "wait a second guys...almost, no damn bottle opener, one more try..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 hahaah that thing would be usefull about 1 out of 3289472319462 30754 times it is used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 haha that things great imagine pulling that in a knife fight, it'd take you ages to actually find a knife in the! "wait a second guys...almost, no damn bottle opener, one more try..." nah my dude, the opponent would be in such udder shock you'd have that crucial split second to fake out the guy, and just end up throwing the 30 lb contraption, knocking him out. multi purpose yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 i have nothing to say so blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 there's no way you could use a screwdriver or whatever on that thing, because how would you turn it? rotate the whole shoebox? that wouldn't fly inside a computer, much less a car or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 SUPERSIZE ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Now THAT'S a Swiss Army Knife! :spin2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srebmun Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 where's the oyster shucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Yeah...fuck needing a toolbox, if you have one of those handy. "Handy" being relative in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaR'04 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 unless it can separate into seprate tools, its fucking useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Pubes Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 that thing is on par with ghostface's gold wrist band eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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