johnny ballbags Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 it aint a crime if you dont get caughtt..... Johnny was a bad boy He was a juvenile delinquent He had his picture On the wall of every precinct He had a rep for hangin' out with his homies Puffin' on the blunts And sippin' on the 40's But when he spoke Nobody would listen And when he was home His parents, they would diss him They called him a bum A worthless piece of shit So over this he had a fit And now he grabs his bag And heads for the door And walks to the neighborhood Liquor store Pulls out a gat And tells the old man, Hit the floor Then breaks open his register drawer Pulls out the money Stuffs it in his pocket Points his pistol Then he starts to cock it The man panicks and the gun goes off Stupid old fool Made Johnny blow his head off But he don't care 'Cause he was taught It ain't a crime If ya don't get caught chorus(3x) It ain't a crime if you don't get caught That's how it is homie like it or not Now, comin' out of the store Johnny shot two acpedic Jews When he got home His face was on the news His mom freaked out Told him, Get the fuck out That's when the pigs rolled up So, yo he ducked out He hit the back door Like his name was Carl Lewis Dipped to the pay phone To find out where his crew is He called up his home boy Jose[word up] Can I come over, my man? He said, No way! The cop- was here He was lookin' all over for ya But I told the pig I didn't know ya He said, Cool, pick me up at the school I need a ride 'cause I'm wanted for homicide Johnny's got his gun And he's on the run But he don't care To him, the shit's fun Now that he's an outlaw Sorta like Robin Hood The hard-rock hero Of the whole neighborhood If they catch him He'll wind up in court, but It ain't a crime if ya don't get caught[ha ha] chorus It ain't a sale if it don't get bought It ain't a show if I don't get paid She ain't a ho if ya don't get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 mothafuckin optimum online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 illegal (you get caught its a federal crime) not in england it aint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 i have a 100Mbps line for 25euro a month.. it does me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i only pay 19.99/month for my highspeed and nothing for cable, if i wanna watch TV i go to my parents house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Oh I forgot to tell you...the internet cable and tv cable is the same thing, so just pay for one and use both. There's no difference between what's sent to your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 mine is black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 you can watch tv online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 roadrunner 8mb cable internet.. digital cable with dvr.. only get showtime though.. $102/month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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