rental Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Stolen from hurt you bad: Fundies Say The Darndest Things (www.fstdt.com) has got some good new quotes from the fundamentalist christian community. Here are some of my favourites: “I would rather put my .38 pistol in a child’s room than put a computer or a television set there. The devil’s crowd is working how to get to your children.” “[After someone says they would beat a guy into a coma for wearing blush or eyeliner] Don’t settle for a coma, be a real republican and beat him to death. Mercy is for democrats” “Men should stick to blue and women should stick to pink. We dress babies in the right colors so why can’t we do the same as adults? It is a sin to wear clothes that belongs to the opposite sex and women are particularly bad at violating this rule. Men don’t wear dresses (apart from a few sickos) so why should females wear pants? It’s a sin! Most women today are transvestites and abominations. […] So please dress like a man if you are a man and dress like a woman if you are woman and stop flaunting your satanic lifestyle and defiance of God. Thanks.” “Government intrusion in family affairs is a big problem. Not that I advocate abuse, but why can’t we smack the crap out of our kids anymore?” “do you have any evidence that shows homosexuality doesnt cause cancer, break up families or lead to drug use????” “Has anyone ever considered that the average woman is wired to be more artistic than the average man because of the difference in brain function between men and women. Being artistic women notice dirt more and work to resolve the problem while men have trouble noticing there is a problem in the first place. Let’s a man who is not artistically inclined cleans a room and then a woman who is artistically inclined comes behind him and cleans it again. To a man he just wasted his time. The average man is never going to clean as good as a woman because his brain is not constructed to do the job while her’s is.” “…on earth we see things that defy “gravity” on a daily basis. birds and airplanes for example. are you going to tell me that the gravity of the sun is strong enough to keep PLUTo in orbit but not an airplane or a little bird??????” “Why in the hell do gays want to get married anyways?Why can’t they just fuck off and be happy they can live together and not get beaten like its the 1950s” “When my oldest son was just 3 years old, my gay brother asked if he could take a walk with him. Now as far as I know my brother has never molested any children. At first I didn’t find the request strange and let my son go with him. After all they were just taking a walk around the neighborhood. While they were gone though, I got this terrible feeling. It may have been the Holy Spirit giving me warning or just maybe my over sense of protectiveness. But I decided that if they were not back in a few minutes I was going after them. They did come back in just a few minutes, but I never got over that feeling. I determined right then and there that I would never let my young son alone with him. Now, if I could feel that way about my own brother, who I love, then something is just not right. I just don’t trust gay men to not try and molest little children.” “Modern Navies derive the concept of an aircraft carrier from Noah’s Ark.An aircraft carrier carries a variety of planes over a long distance. The advantage of having a carrier is to extend the airpower of a nation without having to depend on air-bases to refuel.Similarly, Noah’s Ark deployed a variety of birds, each with a certain purpose. Each bird was feed and kept in its own sleeping quarters. […]Noah deployed a Raven, the smartest bird in the world, for a re-con mission. He also sent a Dove. Thus, the concept of deploying flying craft from a boat.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Haha...awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 jesus hates gravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 women... fucking transvestites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 People never cease to amaze me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 “Government intrusion in family affairs is a big problem. Not that I advocate abuse, but why can’t we smack the crap out of our kids anymore?” Really, can anyone give a good answer to this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 so why should females wear pants? It’s a sin! this can't all be for real. some of this has to be people taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 jesus hates gravity. I read this as jesus hates gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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