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we always talk about how this one bitch is a nasty cokewhore and has a smelly ass snatch. as another friend rapped in a song, "fuck tunafish, this bitch smells like a polluted ocean." so we're all drinking and she shows up. now i must admit, with my 120 ounces of malt liquor beer goggles on, she looked alrite. big ass, dyed blonde hair, tits poppin out. but then i remember my experiance 3 years ago, and remember the stubble, the fish, the floppy pancake nipple tits. luckily i was the first, and then my friends followed me like lemmings and fell off the pier.

 

my boy (whos fucked her 4 or 5 times, including a train with my other homies) and I smoke a cigerette, and he says "dude i have a condom, i think im gonna do it".

 

im like "you better put your snorkel mask and training wings on buddy, because it looks like your taking the dive. your gonna regret it tommorow man, trust me"

 

 

well im like fuck it, i go to sleep. i come outside at 4 am and they are still awake, cuddling on the couch. i come back at 6am because my cell phone goes off for some reason. they are still on the couch. strangely it does not smell like a chinatown fish market. at 8am my homie leaves and asks me for a cigerette. his face looks drained and sorrowfull, and the guilt permeates his face. for the 6th god damn time, he has fucked tunapussy, and regrets it. he will talk shit for days, begging us to keep him away from her, how shes a nasty bitch and her pussy leaks like a 85 chevy cavalier, he will talk all this shit. yet in the back of my mind, the next time she comes along he will be puttin on his swimming trunks and on the diving board, while i sit in the lifegaurd tower with no ounce of power to save him, and really no desire either.

 

 

should i have done more to convince him? well i dont know. if anyone is in the bay area and wants to fuck tunapussy give me a holler

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well whenever a homie who hasnt done anything with her comes and kicks it, i usually give him the heads up like "yo man your game can be worse than greg fosters, but you can still score with that beezy"

 

then afterwards i tell them what he got himself into. im a really bad friend

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guess ive just been lucky. Never had that problem before.

I dont sleep with nasty skank wolf pussy.

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Dr. Drew's here for you:

 

An infection can cause what is described as a " fishy odor," and is a sign you will need some sort of antibiotic. It could also potentially be sexually transmissible. Occasionally, what people believe to be a simple vaginitis (which is an infection caused by overgrowth of bacteria in the vagina itself) can actually be a more significant sexually transmitted disease. Vaginitis also has been shown to have a negative impact on pregnancy. The bottom line is, if you notice a change in your smell, definitely see a doctor.

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some vag's smell overly womanly, anyone ever encounter that? i don't even mean stinky really, but its just obvious there is a vag in use, ya know?

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If your boy want's to get a little freaky just leave him. Some dudes like the ugly girl's, because everyone knows ugly girls let you do anything and i mean...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anything!

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guess ive just been lucky. Never had that problem before.

I dont sleep with nasty skank wolf pussy.

funniest post yet. hahaha!

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Dr. Drew's here for you:

 

An infection can cause what is described as a " fishy odor," and is a sign you will need some sort of antibiotic. It could also potentially be sexually transmissible. Occasionally, what people believe to be a simple vaginitis (which is an infection caused by overgrowth of bacteria in the vagina itself) can actually be a more significant sexually transmitted disease. Vaginitis also has been shown to have a negative impact on pregnancy. The bottom line is, if you notice a change in your smell, definitely see a doctor.

 

Dr. Drew is my exact source for saying what I said above, that she could have an infection. Dr drew is my idol.

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this guy went to all the trouble of becoming a Doctor just so he could tell people that if your fachina smells you may need further assitance?

 

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

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