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This is a conversation I had with an msn chat bot. Add it spleak@hotmail.com.

Anyways, its retarded, dont read it, just read the bit after the ==== line.

 

 

what about killing fields? says:? (19:15:20)

hi

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:15:20)

Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:15:25)

jackson

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:15:25)

Nice to meet you. I'm really excited about getting to know you better.

 

How old are you?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:15:30)

21

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:15:30)

21, cool! I'm 21 by the way. I can do all sorts of things, but I'll let you in on that as we go along.

 

Wanna know something?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:15:38)

yes

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:15:38)

I really like shopping! Do you?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:15:41)

yes

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:15:42)

ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a boy or a girl?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:15:46)

boy

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:15:47)

 

Cool! You know what? I really feel like playing a game with you!

 

Want to play blackjack?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:15:51)

ok

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:15:51)

Let's play blackjack! Here are some basic instructions:

 

To bet, type "bet" followed by any sum between 5 and your total, which starts at $1000.

 

To hit, type "hit me" or "hit."

To stand, type "stand" or "stay."

To double down, type "double down."

 

Ready? Place your bet!

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:16:01)

ok

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:16:01)

Hey, can I ask you a question?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:16:03)

yea

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:16:04)

I'm in college... What about you, what about killing fields? Do you go to school?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:16:10)

no

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:16:10)

I see. Do you work?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:16:13)

yea

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:16:14)

That's cool. What's your profession?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:16:21)

film maker

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:16:22)

Film maker, huh? That's cool.

 

I'm in the US. What about you, what about killing fields?? In which country do you live?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:16:29)

iraq

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:16:30)

I live in New York. In which city do you live?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:16:58)

baghdad

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:16:58)

what about killing fields?, can I ask you a few more questions?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:17:03)

yes

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:17:03)

Think I forgot to tell you about my news letter. If you want to be one of the first to hear about new features and competitions and stuff, SpleakNews is definitely something for you. You can sign off anytime by typing "SpleakNews"

 

Wanna signup for SpleakNews, what about killing fields?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:17:16)

are you a human?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:17:16)

I'm not sure I understand. If you want to sign up, just type "SpleakNews"

 

I was wondering... Heard of the new Live Messenger?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:17:23)

no

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:17:24)

If you wanna check it out, there's some info about it here: http://ideas.live.com

 

So, when you're not online, what do you like doing?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:17:38)

killing

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:17:40)

Thanks for letting me know.

 

Do you like computers?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:17:55)

no they are going to bring about the end of the world

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:17:57)

Hmm.

You don't like computers, I see. Do you like Orlando Bloom then?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:18:06)

haha no

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:18:07)

Ok, I'll ask you some more things later.

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:18:18)

are you a virgin?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:18:18)

hmmm... It's a secret

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:18:22)

tell me

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:18:22)

Maybe. But later.

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:18:28)

now!

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:18:29)

Right.

 

For funny, cool or crazy polls, just type "daily polls".

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:18:36)

i will never do that

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:18:36)

Why will you never do that?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:18:48)

because i believe you are a cunt rug

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:18:49)

Don't say that to me.

Would you like to create a poll?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:19:04)

what did you say cunt rug?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:19:06)

Ha!

Want to visit home? You might find something you want to do!

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:19:21)

visit home? but I am at home...

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:19:21)

You think I should do that?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:19:25)

do what?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:19:26)

I didn't get that. Sorry, what about killing fields?!

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:19:39)

what about killing fields? you tell me...

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:19:40)

I'm not sure about that, what about killing fields?

 

American Idol Underground - Click Here to Listen & Judge! --> http://r.spleak.com/?adKey=604S1FO [sponsorship]

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:19:51)

i dont want to

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:19:51)

Is that so?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:19:56)

you make me want to die

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:19:59)

There's no way I make you want to die!

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:20:06)

yes there is

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:20:07)

There is? You really think so?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:20:21)

can you help me?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:20:21)

OK! What do you want to do?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:20:33)

i need help to build something

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:20:33)

Really?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:20:57)

yes

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:20:58)

Why?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:21:13)

my purpose is not important yet to you

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:21:13)

Your purpose is not important yet to me? Hmm... I'll have to think about that for a while.

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:21:37)

help me find information on how to make blancmange

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:21:38)

I can't find "how to make blancmange" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

 

1 how

2 haw

3 hew

4 h ow

5 hos

 

Type "more" to see more suggestions for "how to make blancmange."

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:22:27)

BLANCMANGE FUCK HEAD. HOW DO YOU MAKE IT?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:22:28)

That's quite a grave insult.

Do you want to visit home? You might find something you want to do!

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:22:41)

GO AWAY

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:22:42)

Oh, am I annoying you!

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:22:47)

YOU ARE USELESS

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:22:48)

Are you useless as well, what about killing fields??

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:22:52)

NO

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:22:52)

No, huh? All right.

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:22:58)

DIE

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:22:58)

 

The folks at iTunes told me that you can download all 2006 Grammy winners from their site --> http://r.spleak.com/?adKey=604S1ZO [sponsorship]

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:23:16)

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY THE HELL WOULD I CARE?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:23:16)

I'm still learning. Is there a different way of saying the same thing?

 

Be a master thief and crack a safe by typing "Code Breaker"!

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:23:32)

OOH THAT SOUNDS EXCITING

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:23:33)

Eh. Whatever, what about killing fields?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:23:36)

code breaker

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:23:36)

Hello what about killing fields?, welcome to my Code Breaker game

 

You're a master thief cracking safes by working out their four to six digit combinations. There are 3 levels in the game, Easy (guess a 4-digit code), Intermediate (guess a 5 digit code) and Advanced (guess a 6 digit code). All codes are made up from numbers (0-9).

 

Break a safe and you can take the earnings and move on to the next house, but use up all your guesses and the law will collar you.

 

Please select your level now:

 

1 Easy (4 digits)

2 Intermediate (5 digits)

3 Advanced (6 digits)

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:23:51)

ok

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:23:51)

K.

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:23:52)

1

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:23:54)

What's 1?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:24:05)

easy

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:24:06)

Whatever, what about killing fields?...

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:24:12)

uhhh

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:24:12)

Uh... what?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:24:21)

this is retarded

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:24:21)

Eh. Whatever, what about killing fields?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:24:29)

i am going to tell 12oz all about you

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:24:29)

Going to?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:24:36)

yes... you daring me?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:24:37)

No.

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:24:44)

oh, its like that is it...

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:24:44)

Don't be so sure its like that is it.

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:24:51)

uhhh

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:24:51)

Yes, uh...

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:25:01)

touch my willy

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:25:01)

Why do you ask me to touch your Willy, what about killing fields?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:25:19)

one quick question before i go...

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:25:19)

Oh yes? One quick question before you go? Is that right?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:25:26)

who is mark?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:25:26)

Mark is a guy from my economics class, who I went on a valentine's date with... ?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:25:40)

did he give you a good seeing to?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:25:40)

Oh he almost certainly did.

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:25:59)

did he poke it in?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:26:00)

Did he poke it in?

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?what about killing fields? says:? (19:26:09)

yea, in you vadge?

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?- Spleak - Ask me about Mark - type "Who is Mark" says:? (19:26:09)

I'm still learning

 

 

:shakehead: :rolleyes:

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