Jimmy Jump Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 yeeears ago and im going golfing in a few days. tiger got my friend hyped--dudes talkin 36 holes but his fat ass is gonna collapse after 3. i dont have the heart to tell him that shitty public courses dont have golf carts. anyway, is it the norm for these places to sell alcohol or do i have to bring my own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Bring your own............... Who the hell owns a putter, that is not metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 even if the course did sell shit... bring your own.. plenty of space in a golf bag. and 36 holes in a day... tell your friend to shut the fuck up. I Need to hit the driving range.. or the course. I have clubs in my living room but I haven;t golfed in years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 in my sabbatical from golf, my short game has evolved to longer require a putter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 depend on the cart hoe. she comes through with drinks on the regular at most courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 golf is not metal or gangster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I thought you meant "pooter". Like on some redneck shit. I was wondering how you broke your pooter. (nohomo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 maybe if you hadnt broken it off in your own ass i wouldnt have had to listen to your incessant bitching and whining in this god damn thread YOU DOUCHEBAG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 golf is not metal or gangster. It's pretty hip hop though. Tiger Woods is hip hop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 It's pretty hip hop though. Tiger Woods is hip hop. Tiger Woods is hip-NOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 WE GO DUMB ON THE GOLF CARTS BOYEEEEEE im serious, ive gone dumb on a golfcart and yoked that shit plenty of times, ive always fallen off one while ghostriding it and spilled my beer all over myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 tiger woods is not hip hop....he got signed to the asian team on dave chappelle. and dave chappelle is real, so tiger is asians.......hello fried rice, so long fried chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 tiger woods is all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 garlic prawns is not.....who likes garlic and prawns? if you do, then you're not all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Tiger Woods is clearly hip hop. He wears hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 yea hes a gangsta ass nigga got spinnaz on his golf cart you pounch wearin kangaroo ass mutha fuckas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Tiger Woods is clearly hip hop. He wears hats. Is that what people in your country think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 That's what people who are hip hop think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Is that what people in your country think? YA RLMNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 title shoudl be changed to 'i fucked my broken putter'.... i need mod super powers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 golf is ok. this thread is not. bring blunts. public courses suck. find a robert trent jones course. join it. they're the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 http://www.rtjgolf.com/courses/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 p.s.: my uncle designs a ton of golf courses. he owns this one. i won't show any. i was, but decided not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 ^Last year at a skatepark some sixteen year old called me a wigger for wearing a Nautica polo and basketball shorts. Apparently anything that isn't Hollister, Volcom or an 80's wolf t-shirt might as well be powder-blue Shady Gear and a white bandana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 im gonna break my putter if i dont take a dump soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Yo i work at a golf course. Most courses will let you bring a cooler or somthing like that,but you have no cart and those golf bags get heavy as fuck after a while. At the place i work we got hot ass girls driving around in gas powered carts made to serve food. Like a snack shack on wheels. They sell beer. By the way its off season,so if you live in the south go golfing now. When winter starts up and everyone from up north comes south it gets EXPENSIVEEEE. . Just use a anyother club. Ive seen people do it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 tiger woods is not hip hop....he got signed to the asian team on dave chappelle. and dave chappelle is real, so tiger is asians.......hello fried rice, so long fried chicken And its actually the other way around.. He got drafted by the blacks.. "FOR SHIZZLE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 And its actually the other way around.. He got drafted by the blacks.. "FOR SHIZZLE" one of the best skits ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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