Jimmy Jump 0 Posted August 22, 2006 yeeears ago and im going golfing in a few days. tiger got my friend hyped--dudes talkin 36 holes but his fat ass is gonna collapse after 3. i dont have the heart to tell him that shitty public courses dont have golf carts. anyway, is it the norm for these places to sell alcohol or do i have to bring my own? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 22, 2006 Bring your own............... Who the hell owns a putter, that is not metal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomadawhat 2 Posted August 22, 2006 even if the course did sell shit... bring your own.. plenty of space in a golf bag. and 36 holes in a day... tell your friend to shut the fuck up. I Need to hit the driving range.. or the course. I have clubs in my living room but I haven;t golfed in years... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimmy Jump 0 Posted August 22, 2006 in my sabbatical from golf, my short game has evolved to longer require a putter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MitchThe$nitch 156 Posted August 22, 2006 depend on the cart hoe. she comes through with drinks on the regular at most courses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
defyoner 3 Posted August 22, 2006 golf is not metal or gangster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
---> 0 Posted August 22, 2006 I thought you meant "pooter". Like on some redneck shit. I was wondering how you broke your pooter. (nohomo) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10 Dollar Blowjobs 2 Posted August 22, 2006 maybe if you hadnt broken it off in your own ass i wouldnt have had to listen to your incessant bitching and whining in this god damn thread YOU DOUCHEBAG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Mamerro 232 Posted August 22, 2006 golf is not metal or gangster. It's pretty hip hop though. Tiger Woods is hip hop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
---> 0 Posted August 22, 2006 It's pretty hip hop though. Tiger Woods is hip hop. Tiger Woods is hip-NOT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10 Dollar Blowjobs 2 Posted August 22, 2006 WE GO DUMB ON THE GOLF CARTS BOYEEEEEE im serious, ive gone dumb on a golfcart and yoked that shit plenty of times, ive always fallen off one while ghostriding it and spilled my beer all over myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milk Grenades 512 Posted August 22, 2006 tiger woods is not hip hop....he got signed to the asian team on dave chappelle. and dave chappelle is real, so tiger is asians.......hello fried rice, so long fried chicken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
garlic prawns 1 Posted August 22, 2006 tiger woods is all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milk Grenades 512 Posted August 22, 2006 garlic prawns is not.....who likes garlic and prawns? if you do, then you're not all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Mamerro 232 Posted August 22, 2006 Tiger Woods is clearly hip hop. He wears hats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10 Dollar Blowjobs 2 Posted August 22, 2006 yea hes a gangsta ass nigga got spinnaz on his golf cart you pounch wearin kangaroo ass mutha fuckas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
---> 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Tiger Woods is clearly hip hop. He wears hats. Is that what people in your country think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Mamerro 232 Posted August 22, 2006 That's what people who are hip hop think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blood Feast Island Man 59 Posted August 22, 2006 Is that what people in your country think? YA RLMNT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnny ballbags 30 Posted August 22, 2006 title shoudl be changed to 'i fucked my broken putter'.... i need mod super powers.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord_casek 1,123 Posted August 22, 2006 golf is ok. this thread is not. bring blunts. public courses suck. find a robert trent jones course. join it. they're the shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord_casek 1,123 Posted August 22, 2006 http://www.rtjgolf.com/courses/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord_casek 1,123 Posted August 22, 2006 p.s.: my uncle designs a ton of golf courses. he owns this one. i won't show any. i was, but decided not to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
26SidedCube 10 Posted August 22, 2006 ^Last year at a skatepark some sixteen year old called me a wigger for wearing a Nautica polo and basketball shorts. Apparently anything that isn't Hollister, Volcom or an 80's wolf t-shirt might as well be powder-blue Shady Gear and a white bandana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
