Posted August 22, 200618 yr yeeears ago and im going golfing in a few days. tiger got my friend hyped--dudes talkin 36 holes but his fat ass is gonna collapse after 3. i dont have the heart to tell him that shitty public courses dont have golf carts. anyway, is it the norm for these places to sell alcohol or do i have to bring my own?
August 22, 200618 yr even if the course did sell shit... bring your own.. plenty of space in a golf bag. and 36 holes in a day... tell your friend to shut the fuck up. I Need to hit the driving range.. or the course. I have clubs in my living room but I haven;t golfed in years...
August 22, 200618 yr Author in my sabbatical from golf, my short game has evolved to longer require a putter.
August 22, 200618 yr depend on the cart hoe. she comes through with drinks on the regular at most courses.
August 22, 200618 yr I thought you meant "pooter". Like on some redneck shit. I was wondering how you broke your pooter. (nohomo)
August 22, 200618 yr maybe if you hadnt broken it off in your own ass i wouldnt have had to listen to your incessant bitching and whining in this god damn thread YOU DOUCHEBAG
August 22, 200618 yr golf is not metal or gangster. It's pretty hip hop though. Tiger Woods is hip hop.
August 22, 200618 yr WE GO DUMB ON THE GOLF CARTS BOYEEEEEE im serious, ive gone dumb on a golfcart and yoked that shit plenty of times, ive always fallen off one while ghostriding it and spilled my beer all over myself
August 22, 200618 yr tiger woods is not hip hop....he got signed to the asian team on dave chappelle. and dave chappelle is real, so tiger is asians.......hello fried rice, so long fried chicken
August 22, 200618 yr garlic prawns is not.....who likes garlic and prawns? if you do, then you're not all that.
August 22, 200618 yr yea hes a gangsta ass nigga got spinnaz on his golf cart you pounch wearin kangaroo ass mutha fuckas
August 22, 200618 yr Tiger Woods is clearly hip hop. He wears hats. Is that what people in your country think?
August 22, 200618 yr title shoudl be changed to 'i fucked my broken putter'.... i need mod super powers....
August 22, 200618 yr golf is ok. this thread is not. bring blunts. public courses suck. find a robert trent jones course. join it. they're the shit.
August 22, 200618 yr p.s.: my uncle designs a ton of golf courses. he owns this one. i won't show any. i was, but decided not to.
August 22, 200618 yr ^Last year at a skatepark some sixteen year old called me a wigger for wearing a Nautica polo and basketball shorts. Apparently anything that isn't Hollister, Volcom or an 80's wolf t-shirt might as well be powder-blue Shady Gear and a white bandana.
August 23, 200618 yr Yo i work at a golf course. Most courses will let you bring a cooler or somthing like that,but you have no cart and those golf bags get heavy as fuck after a while. At the place i work we got hot ass girls driving around in gas powered carts made to serve food. Like a snack shack on wheels. They sell beer. By the way its off season,so if you live in the south go golfing now. When winter starts up and everyone from up north comes south it gets EXPENSIVEEEE. . Just use a anyother club. Ive seen people do it..
August 23, 200618 yr tiger woods is not hip hop....he got signed to the asian team on dave chappelle. and dave chappelle is real, so tiger is asians.......hello fried rice, so long fried chicken And its actually the other way around.. He got drafted by the blacks.. "FOR SHIZZLE"
August 23, 200618 yr And its actually the other way around.. He got drafted by the blacks.. "FOR SHIZZLE" one of the best skits ever!
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