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i broke my fucking putter

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yeeears ago and im going golfing in a few days. tiger got my friend hyped--dudes talkin 36 holes but his fat ass is gonna collapse after 3. i dont have the heart to tell him that shitty public courses dont have golf carts.

 

anyway, is it the norm for these places to sell alcohol or do i have to bring my own?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Bring your own...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who the hell owns a putter, that is not metal

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even if the course did sell shit... bring your own.. plenty of space in a golf bag.

 

and 36 holes in a day... tell your friend to shut the fuck up.

 

I Need to hit the driving range.. or the course. I have clubs in my living room but I haven;t golfed in years...

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I thought you meant "pooter". Like on some redneck shit. I was wondering how you broke your pooter.

 

(nohomo)

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It's pretty hip hop though. Tiger Woods is hip hop.

 

 

Tiger Woods is hip-NOT.

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WE GO DUMB ON THE GOLF CARTS BOYEEEEEE

 

 

im serious, ive gone dumb on a golfcart and yoked that shit plenty of times, ive always fallen off one while ghostriding it and spilled my beer all over myself

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tiger woods is not hip hop....he got signed to the asian team on dave chappelle. and dave chappelle is real, so tiger is asians.......hello fried rice, so long fried chicken

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Tiger Woods is clearly hip hop. He wears hats.

 

 

Is that what people in your country think?

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golf is ok. this thread is not. bring blunts.

public courses suck. find a robert trent jones course.

join it. they're the shit.

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p.s.: my uncle designs a ton of golf courses. he owns this one.

i won't show any. i was, but decided not to.

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^Last year at a skatepark some sixteen year old called me a wigger for wearing a Nautica polo and basketball shorts. Apparently anything that isn't Hollister, Volcom or an 80's wolf t-shirt might as well be powder-blue Shady Gear and a white bandana.

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