SouEstou Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I moved into my dorm...today/yesterday whatever. Met my roomate. She tells me of this supposedly HUGE party and that I should come with her. She seems okay, she smokes menthols...you know the big white girl that dates black guys. You all know one So, from this, I figure I wont be the only speck in the room. I agree to go. First mistake. We get there.....something in the room is obviously not like the other. Guys are in khaki shorts and fucking holliswhateverthefuck rugby shirts. Girls, all of their names are Becky. They all have tongue rings and shitty tribal and little angel wing tattoos. Whatever. Nigga throwing the party makes people take their shoes off upon entering the house. What the fuck?! The music...rock? I heard something about 'Disturbed'....whatever. Then they start playing Limp Biskit?!! And who the hell is Rascal Flats? I have a few drinks..some mangowhateverthefuck. After about 2 hrs of being a good sport I start inquiring about going home. My roomate's best friend gets super drunk. We will refer to her as L. Here is the conversation that occured on the ride from the "party". L: You know what?! (Pointing in my face) You are a cool BITCH! I love you! Me: Thank you, that means alot... L: This is B (referring to the driver). We used to go out, he is so cool for doing this for us. L: Yeah, we used to go out, I loved him...does that make me craaazayyy (singing the song, which they are playing like its new) Me: Okay L: I still love him but now (crying)....What were you sooo mean to me!? I saw you at the party hugging this girl I dont even know her fucking name but she bought be a Redbull and I owe her nine dollars. I know shes a fucking LESBIAN, though. I hate dykes! Driver: I hate dykes too, you dont have to worry about her L: THAN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HER?! Its too sooooooon (still crying)!! Me: hehehehehe Driver: Im not fucking anyone but my hand L: WHAT?! WE HAD SEX TODAY Driver: Oh yeah L: We fucked before I went to work...hey (talking to me)we're going to my friends party, I have a bad idea about it, but I want to go anyway! Another party, are you serious ( Im thinking) L: I dont usually get this bad, Im an alcoholic. I dont go to school, school is for losers...no offense.. This avalanche full of niggas going dumb passes us, I put my hand on the window, I really wish I was in that truck right now... Driver: Im not coming, I'll drop yall off... (as he plays the song Crazy again)..I love this song L: Turn it down, dont talk, I feel sick! Driver: Dont puke in here! Im fucking serious! Get out! L: No Im good, I just need to puke...Im waiting to puke when we get there, then I can drink again. We stop at a red light, she opens the door and pukes...we have to stop again, but this time she REFUSES to get out because we're "In this ghetto".....we aren't....we go another ten feet, stop in the middle of the road..she gets out a pukes Me (Going from amused to annoyed): I WANT TO GO HOME. L (Getting in the car): I feel better now, LETS GET DRUNK! Roomate: I think you're already drunk L: I told you, I want to get sooo drunk that I cant talk anymore and Im still fucking talkin! Me: Drop me off, Im not coming....nice to meet you, thanks for the ride have fun. So here I am. Unfortunately...I think I heard a little something about L not having anywhere to stay tonight. The odds are that she will be coming here. Haha, at the "party" the same drunk girl got loud with this Becky about how she doesnt know her phone number by heart. "I know your number (recites it). "Thats right," replies the Becky. "Whats mine" says L, "Thats right, bitch, you dont know it. What a GREAT friend! Bitch.." Worst of all, I feel fucking stupid. The stupidest person...by far tonight. I dont know these people. Im lucky I wasnt unknowingly walking into a crack party or a trap gangbang. Fucking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 Ignore the subtle "racism"....yall could be sensitive...I dunno shiiat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 racist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 great story. these "becky's" you refer to, i used to call them bowheads. great fun getting as drunk as possible off of coloured liquor and aiming for their shoes. i'm awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 why did i read this faggot shit? Your lifes a joke kill your roomie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Soulestou is my new best colored friend for this read... I'm laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Said Fred Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 i hate when people play fuckin rock at parties it makes me want to kill everyone there that is enjoying it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 Yes, my life is a joke blah blah blah My roomie didnt come home until about 11 this morning. She didnt bring her friend. I was glad because I was afraid they'd steal from me. I feel like a bitch, but I dont know these people! The funny thing is, last night when I got back I figured that my roomate would drop out before the end of the semester What the first thing she says to her mother on the phone this morning? "I dont want to be here anymore (crying), Im dropping out"...mind you, this is the first night...classes havn't even started Apparently, she had to walk home from the party alone. "(still crying) I was drunk, I had to walk here alone! These guys asked me if I was a prostitute! He asked me How much. Im dropping out!!" Im so glad I left when I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 hahaha I got invited to THIS a couple of weeks ago. Observe: http://www.thenightofooommp.com/Site%202/OOOMMP.html HAHAHAA! Believe me, I'm nowhere near ANYTHING like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 holy crap weapon that shit scared the pants off my shorts. oh and soy tofu chic thats what i think when i see your name. lol please take pics next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Great to hear this knowing that I'm moving into a dorm on the 31st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 fuck y'all hating on rock music we played FUCK THE POLICE by rage against the machine last night fuck you mind you everyone was just chillin and not getting "hyphy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Yes, my life is a joke blah blah blah My roomie didnt come home until about 11 this morning. She didnt bring her friend. I was glad because I was afraid they'd steal from me. I feel like a bitch, but I dont know these people! The funny thing is, last night when I got back I figured that my roomate would drop out before the end of the semester What the first thing she says to her mother on the phone this morning? "I dont want to be here anymore (crying), Im dropping out"...mind you, this is the first night...classes havn't even started Apparently, she had to walk home from the party alone. "(still crying) I was drunk, I had to walk here alone! These guys asked me if I was a prostitute! He asked me How much. Im dropping out!!" Im so glad I left when I did. HAHAHAHA:shakehead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 im glad i stayd in the city to go 2 school. fuck campus life. i can get pussy witout it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 shit like this is one of the reasons I never went into higher education. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 you know the big white girl that dates black guys. You all know one i only read up to here and then i kinda scrolled down and saw how much you wrote but yeah i happen to know some of these womens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 college parties suck. i always get into fights because my friends are mostly minorities and we walk into these hollister deck shorts and sandal parties and everyone just looks. and yes they play shitty rock music. dont get me wrong i like good rock music like old school classics, acdc, shit like that. but they play this emo taking back thursday senses failed crybaby makeup wearing faggot hairdo shit. a bunch of preps listening to faggot hairdo mother fuckers god i fucking hate life. why cant jihad attack the rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Said Fred Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 im movin into my dorm september 3rd and if i go to any parties with faggots playing emo rock music gay shit like that im goin to the cd player smashin the cd on the wall and pissing on it then i will put it hypnotized from biggie and pump that shit as loud as it can possibly go ive been to like 1 or 2 parties with rock music playing and it was some of the worst parties ever the only acceptable rock music that can be played is the classic shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 ^^take flicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 im movin into my dorm september 3rd and if i go to any parties with faggots playing emo rock music gay shit like that im goin to the cd player smashin the cd on the wall and pissing on it then i will put it hypnotized from biggie and pump that shit as loud as it can possibly go ive been to like 1 or 2 parties with rock music playing and it was some of the worst parties ever the only acceptable rock music that can be played is the classic shit as much as you wish you can do this, and believe me i wish the same thing, you will probably get your ass beat by the entire baseball, lacrosse and rugby team. at most colleges, the team is 99% white players, with 1 or 2 token black/latino guys that are the best on the team. sounds like alot of you are going to college and living in dorms. you should all kill youselfs now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 as much as you wish you can do this, and believe me i wish the same thing, you will probably get your ass beat by the entire baseball, lacrosse and rugby team. at most colleges, the team is 99% white players, with 1 or 2 token black/latino guys that are the best on the team. sounds like alot of you are going to college and living in dorms. you should all kill youselfs now And, the irony of this is when the lacrosse team and rugby team are populated by big, burly lesbians with six-packs and 20" guns that live to crush skinny white-boy taggers. Don't get it twisted, they exist...I went to high school with a girl who was a running back on the varsity football team. True story. You may laugh, but at a couple of memorable parties I've been to, I've seen guys get their asses handed to them on a platter by girls you would NOT want to meet in a dark alley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 no...youre right ...i wouldnt want to meet any butch lesbians in any dark alley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I'm thinking mostly about UCSC and Mills College. But, it's not limited to any one school by any means...truth be told, I've had a lot of fun partying with these girls, since they know how to have a good time, are willing to throw down, and are ready for ANYTHING. Some of the pretty ones have been known to forget that they played for the other team if they're drunk enough, and have hollered at Your Boy Shai...who would occasionally holler back, as long as their GF wasn't there waiting to pound me into dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 yeah...isnt Mills college an all girl school??...im sure they have dikes galore there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Indeed, it is an all-girl campus...but, I think the reason there seems to be a lot of lesbians there is because it's 100% female, and not because it's some dyke magnet. It just seems that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 ive been there once...but school was out for vacation...its in a rough neighborhood, but the campus is tucked away and looks nice...there were a few girls walking around on campus..even tho it was spring break..they looked good...what a waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 to much to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 nerds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 This was a great story, you developed an excellent word picture. Kill your roomate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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