Abracadabra Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 ok, so eventually when i get a green card, i'll have to get a job. so i've been checking out monster to see what sort of stuff is on offer. man, the wages in this country are terrible. like, 2/3 what i was getting back home. i know cost of living is a little less here, but still, shit sucks. i better get free fuckin insurance, that's all i can say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I'LL TAKE YOUR JOB AS MOD.... ONCE YOU GIVE IT UP... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 you will also notice, those who DO get jobs in this country, 80% are fucktards who dont know how to do thier jobs, or they just dont do thier jobs period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 you'll also notice that monster.com pretty much sucks unless you've got an intense resume backed by a degree from a decent college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 YOU WILL ALSO NOTICE THAT CRAIGSLIST HAS A GREAT SELECTION OF JOBS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 i.e. "naughty maid needed" for real ive seen that on c.list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 move to the suburbs and sell drugs. seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 It works on Weeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 not to depress you abc, but good luck finding a job with free health insurance...that shit gets deducted out of your paycheck, and even awesomer, a co-pay payment ON TOP of that everytime u visit the doc. ah.... america.. :heartbeat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 fuck that. i'm gunna try get a job at an insurance company so i can get the free shit. alot of the jobs i've looked at have insurance anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 in aus. did they just give you guys free health insurance? like a canada type deal? cuz what i'm saying is that yea, you may get insurance as part of your benefits, but that insurance is still deducted out of your paycheck every week or two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JungleGreen78 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 GOOD LUCK ON THE FREE INSURANCE,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 if you're like me and you have to resort to working retail.... whole foods is actually a decent company to work for. last week they changed the starting rate in the U.S. @ $10/hr (good for retail)-- full insurance after a couple months, after about 6 months they pay your premiums. you also get profit sharing/labor surplus if your department does well. there's all sorts of benifits like stock options and whatnot. i seriously hate retail, but i don't have many options for jobs because i'm in school. at least i get benifits and a decent wage.. most retail employers pay hardly more than the minimum wage and if you're lucky enough to get benifits, good luck finding an employer that pays your monthly premiums. beats waiting tables. srsly. :p:snowman::huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 cant get in the club, gotta parking lot pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 don't u get like leftover baked goods and stuff when you work at wholefoods??! mmmm..theyre baked foodz are tehown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 fuck wholefoods.... shitty rich people... and their leftover bread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 don't u get like leftover baked goods and stuff when you work at wholefoods??! mmmm..theyre baked foodz are tehown. i've taken home entire CAKES before. sometimes they just put shit in the breakroom. also, i work in the flower/plant dept and sometimes (not often because they're cracking down) we give away slightly damaged plants or things that don't sell to employees. it's pretty radical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 bartend it makes money and you can make fun of people all day long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 you're talking like its easy to get a green card. you getting married or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 ohhh shit. i think i just figured something out. note: it has nothing to do with this thread. but im happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 do NOT work at a restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 union yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 you want a job with free insurance you need to go to canada... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestick Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 YOU WILL ALSO NOTICE THAT CRAIGSLIST HAS A GREAT SELECTION OF JOBS... If by jobs you mean fat bitches then yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 ABC..... on the real, check out craigslist.org...they have pretty decent job boards covering most major industries. If you want, I can offer assistance with your resume and cover letter (assuming you have both) in exchange for a small compensation. I normally charge people but I would be willing to hook you up. Hit me up over PM if you're intersted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 bartend it makes money and you can make fun of people all day long... No to mention drunken whore's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 you're talking like its easy to get a green card. you getting married or something? It's easier to get a green card than it is to get work permits in some other countries. but it's not easy easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Re: tacos i would recommend a large bow and arrow and a machete to assist you in your job hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Currently I have the job placement worker from where I graduated looking for me, plus I'm looking. Craigslist is pretty good, she told me to check Dice.com, I haven't looked yet but it might be good. I figure between 98% job placement and myself I can get a good job pretty soon. It better I need to save up madd cake for the next 4 months in order to purchase something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 It's easier to get a green card than it is to get work permits in some other countries. but it's not easy easy. hmm, maybe i have things confused. i thought a green card was basically the same as a work permit. wait, a green card is given once you're hired and a you get a work permit before you have a job, im guessing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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