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ILS - Imaginary Lats Syndrome


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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ILS

 

 

Acronym for Inflated Lat Syndrome. ILS is a primal threat/mating display observed in the human male. The ILS display involves the male human holding out it’s arms away from it’s body at approximately a 20-40 degree angle and then walking with a slow deliberate gait inorder to look more imposing to other humans. The posture is used primarily as a form of non-verbal communication such as a mating display to attract or impress females or as a defense or dominance posture to appear larger to a threat or to intimidate rival males.

 

ILS displays can be observed :

In the gym after an insecure male works out for 3-5 minutes.

On the beach when a single male approaches a group of females.

When a male enters a bar or dance club.

When a male is too scared to throw the first punch in a fight.

On the outside of mosh pits by the bouncer who’s had enough of sweaty punks bumping in to him.

 

Dude. Check the wigger with ILS and a bad attitude coming through the door, he must think he’s the shit or something. Lets kick his ass later.

 

 

ok, so maybe my buddy didn't come up with it. But "imaginary" is better than "inflated".

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Nothing bad about doing weights in the garage.

 

But yeah, I find it funny how these people walk like that.

 

Plus like big Arnie said "You might get bigger in the body, but your dick stays the same size. You can't exercise your dick like you can every other muscle in your body"

 

This philosophy made me view all the people on roids at my gym in an entirely different light as essentially by bulking up they were in fact making their dick appear smaller. Just a thought, but do you think these skinny guys with ILS are trying to achieve a similar result?

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Nothing bad about doing weights in the garage.

 

But yeah, I find it funny how these people walk like that.

 

Plus like big Arnie said "You might get bigger in the body, but your dick stays the same size. You can't exercise your dick like you can every other muscle in your body"

 

This philosophy made me view all the people on roids at my gym in an entirely different light as essentially by bulking up they were in fact making their dick appear smaller. Just a thought, but do you think these skinny guys with ILS are trying to achieve a similar result?

 

Yeah, probably. Bacne is fucked. Persian guys with right golf shirts amd bent up Oiler hats that roll up in the Le Chateau squad deep is fucked.

 

Remember that scened in Bedazzled when Brendan Fraser's character wishes he was a giant basketball player?

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In the gym after an insecure male works out for 3-5 minutes.

That's not fair!

When you work out lats, it's usually something that happens without thinking about it.

Though the extremety may not be what this definition says it is, but the arms stick out a little. And 3-5 minutes is a little quick.

-fuse.

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