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i think i tried to kill myself last night

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so i was super wasted at a party and i was hanging out on a balcony about 3 stories up. i was sitting down and when i went to stand up i just kinda floated over to the railing and started to fall over it. my boy grabbed me by the belt and saved me. i wasnt aware of what was happening until he grabbed. being blacked out is wack sometimes. i guess shit is piling up in my brain.....awesome

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You owe your buddy a fully paid appointment at a asian massage joint. Happy ending and all.

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HAHA

Also your body needs to punish your brain for nearly self destructing. watch a horror movie or listen to shit music for hours really loud.

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I was threatening suicide in a Taco Bell drive through the other night...apparently it's too complicated for them to do seperate orders for one car

 

"You wanna pay with 2 credit cards? No no, no way we could possibly do that"

 

After about 5 minutes of bickering it ended with me screaming "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF I DONT GET A FUCKING TACO"

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so i was super wasted at a party and i was hanging out on a balcony about 3 stories up. i was sitting down and when i went to stand up i just kinda floated over to the railing and started to fall over it. my boy grabbed my ass and saved me. i wasnt aware of what was happening until he grabbed. being blacked out is wack sometimes. i guess shit is piling up in my brain.....awesome

wtf???

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