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i was at a birthday party a couple years ago. there were 2 deaf girls there. both were hot as hell. long story short i got kicked out of the birthday party because some drunk uncle started talking shit to me for not dancing. no one else was dancing, but apparently me not dancing especially pissed him off. seeing as how i was sober i started talking mad shit back. he tried to throw a punch but landed in the wall so i made him bloody real quick. then the mom came down and said "oh my god what have you done" and i explained the story and she was totally understanding the situation until i mentioned there were curse words involved. as soon as i told her that i told him to fuck off she went ape shit and told me to leave because i was ruining the mind of her 16 year old daughter. im pretty sure it was more the alcoholic uncle but you know. whatever.

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i like smart tarts, you can have your nerd girls and take them home to mommy and pops and your mom will think you're a real swell young man, and you can tell lies to them about what you look at on the internet and how you actually talk amongst your friends,

 

as i said, live a little

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What are you even talking about dude? Live a little? I've been there you're the one trying to convince people there are strippers worth dating, I'm sure there are but I'm not making it my life mission to find one, you might as well go look for loch ness monster or some ufo's or some other hard to find shit.

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for some reason i felt like bumping this thread, and for all the haters heres a couple pics:

 

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So anyway it's been going fine thanks although she wants to quit and go work in Korea or Japan doing ESL, my business is going pretty well so i'm not sure what to do but i think i'll finish it and stay...

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I used to fuck with a girl who became a stripper, but found out later that she really became an escort. When I found out from her mom I was like FFUUUUUUU----. She was cute, not hot. Bitch ended up getting with another dude after we broke up and they robbed a bunch of businesses in the area and she is currently in a Federal penitentiary. At least my bill of health is clean today.

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