Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I made out with a deaf girl catering at a wedding a couple years ago. I was so drunk I thought her broken english meant she was European. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Strippers are not something you can get serious over, they normally have fucked up issues and obviously they have attention seeking problems. Smarts over tarts wins every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 i was at a birthday party a couple years ago. there were 2 deaf girls there. both were hot as hell. long story short i got kicked out of the birthday party because some drunk uncle started talking shit to me for not dancing. no one else was dancing, but apparently me not dancing especially pissed him off. seeing as how i was sober i started talking mad shit back. he tried to throw a punch but landed in the wall so i made him bloody real quick. then the mom came down and said "oh my god what have you done" and i explained the story and she was totally understanding the situation until i mentioned there were curse words involved. as soon as i told her that i told him to fuck off she went ape shit and told me to leave because i was ruining the mind of her 16 year old daughter. im pretty sure it was more the alcoholic uncle but you know. whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomat Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 i like smart tarts, you can have your nerd girls and take them home to mommy and pops and your mom will think you're a real swell young man, and you can tell lies to them about what you look at on the internet and how you actually talk amongst your friends, as i said, live a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Live a little with stripper whore girlfriends with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Yeah dude thanks for the great advice, maybe I have been a little sheltered let me go out and get pussy whipped over a drugged out stripper whore, thats livin'! *^I didnt see your post and I almost said that exact same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomat Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 nice to see you're all learning from and respecting one another... but seriously you should try getting the fuck out, i thought i told you already to fuck off spitfire15 you little maggot one love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 What are you even talking about dude? Live a little? I've been there you're the one trying to convince people there are strippers worth dating, I'm sure there are but I'm not making it my life mission to find one, you might as well go look for loch ness monster or some ufo's or some other hard to find shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Living with a stripper is not all its cracked up to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Living with the Loch Ness monster isnt all its cracked up to be either.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Living with the Loch Ness monster isnt all its cracked up to be either.. true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomat Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 for some reason i felt like bumping this thread, and for all the haters heres a couple pics: So anyway it's been going fine thanks although she wants to quit and go work in Korea or Japan doing ESL, my business is going pretty well so i'm not sure what to do but i think i'll finish it and stay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomat Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 thought you like those white girls? cancer is for chumps anyway, so i have no need for: oh yeah and : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I used to fuck with a girl who became a stripper, but found out later that she really became an escort. When I found out from her mom I was like FFUUUUUUU----. She was cute, not hot. Bitch ended up getting with another dude after we broke up and they robbed a bunch of businesses in the area and she is currently in a Federal penitentiary. At least my bill of health is clean today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I made out with a deaf girl catering at a wedding a couple years ago. I was so drunk I thought her broken english meant she was European. holy fuck this is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomat Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 yo swindle where you at roughly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I made out with a deaf girl catering at a wedding a couple years ago. I was so drunk I thought her broken english meant she was European. best thing i read all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I made out with a deaf girl catering at a wedding a couple years ago. I was so drunk I thought her broken english meant she was European. :lol: Were pics posted? If so what page, I didn't read all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 hahaa funny shit strippers are a mess. hot or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Your girls fuckin in the back yo, Dont be fooled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomat Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 yeah you'd know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 youre still dating the same stripper 4 years later? and you bumped this thread just to rub it in our faces? WOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 He tamed that bitch. Peed in her butt until she learned to obey. Props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Yeah, either that or he just came to terms with the fact that she hums married 45 year olds for 150 bucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 im gonna stick with the butt-pisser version because it amuses me. your reality does not apply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomat Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 youre still dating the same stripper 4 years later? and you bumped this thread just to rub it in our faces? WOW. rub it in your faces? dunno how to take that wow, like said, it aint all good but i never did give a fuck about epinions.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 im gonna stick with the butt-pisser version because it amuses me. your reality does not apply Your theory of amusement holds water. I'll consider it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Does she call you Daddy? Because I'm sure she wants to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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