TheOh Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 tomorrow im being flown to Minneapolis to fingerprint, etc. for a position at NW Airlines. thing is, i took like four hits of the grandfather nearly three weeks ago (prior to that i was sober for 2 months). ive used Detoxify's XXtra Clean before and it worked, but i was sober for a bit longer (but less than a month obviously). thing is, the head shops here are sold out of XXtra Clean, but they have Ready Clean (which the clerks tell me i have to drink 1 1/2 of to equal one XXtra Clean). ive been drinking pretty much water and cranberry juice exclusively for the last couple of weeks. just wondering if anyones had any experiences good/bad with Detoxify brand products. or maybe another product or remedy as worked out. talk about it ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dixie Dude Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 i steady smoke 1000 blunts daily. i got mad jobs...if some gay ass nigga wants to look at ur peepee you say somethin like "my friend ben franklin wants to see you at the god hour"....nahmean? aiiiight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 just keep drinking water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 i steady smoke 1000 blunts daily. i got mad jobs...if some gay ass nigga wants to look at ur peepee you say somethin like "my friend ben franklin wants to see you at the god hour"....nahmean? aiiiight well actually with a job like a airline you probably have to give a drug test.if it was a month ago your straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 i steady smoke 1000 blunts daily. i got mad jobs...if some gay ass nigga wants to look at ur peepee you say somethin like "my friend ben franklin wants to see you at the god hour"....nahmean? aiiiight WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HERE!!!!???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Good luck with your Drug Test man I think you'll be ok! If you are I am gonna need to get some tickets on a plane...with some snakes....pffffffffftttttttttttshhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 i steady smoke 1000 blunts daily. wants to see you at the god Havent touched that shit in over 2 week's, im very happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 3 weeks is plenty of time to flush out.... i was gettin screened every two weeks for a minute and i always burned the night after a test and i was always in the clear by peepee time...... 30 days is BS..... if youre worried drink a fuckload of water and go running or something to make yourself sweat alot... youre straight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HERE!!!!???? i think he means that he pays dudes to blow him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 i took like four hits of the grandfather I've never heard this term before, please extrapolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sick Nigel Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Yea the whole "marijuana stays in your system for a month" thing is possibly true only for full time heads, daily religious addicts such a myself and jigaboo. 1000 blunts a day might keep you positive for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 ...thank god i'm canadian, and from BC buahhhh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 just wondering if anyones had any experiences good/bad with Detoxify brand products. or maybe another product or remedy as worked out. talk about it ... how about just not smoking period? well, i'm not one to talk....but....I don't have to worry about drug tests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car2nist Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 take 2 niacin a day [the flush ones, dont get the no-flush] and drink water all day... you burn some fat and pass a drug test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 You'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 You need some piss or something? I got you, nig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 You'll be fine. co-to the -signed... shit...for my last job, they didnt have a piss test....it was a fuckin hair folicle test...and they took a huge chunk outta my scalp....looked like i had a little bald spot....shit was embarassing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I HAVENT CHEIFED IN 2 WEEKS, LONGEST RECORD SO FAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Dont the dru6s stay present in your hair for a longer time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 co-to the -signed... shit...for my last job, they didnt have a piss test....it was a fuckin hair folicle test...and they took a huge chunk outta my scalp....looked like i had a little bald spot....shit was embarassing... thats what my job does.. and every so often they come up to our floor and get samples from random people. Im not sure what they would do if they found it though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 when i think '4 hits of the grandfather' i think of good 'ol sid however... grandaddy is that sticky yerple yadddada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 i steady smoke 1000 blunts daily. i got mad jobs...if some gay ass nigga wants to look at ur peepee you say somethin like "my friend ben franklin wants to see you at the god hour"....nahmean? aiiiight hahhaah....i have no idea who the fuck you are but you need to post more if youre going to be saying stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 3 or 4 hits of the grandaddy aint gonna do shit to you, you will pass with no problem without detox products with water and juice.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 yea for real i thought he meant acid by grandfather LSD= grandfather PURPLE McYURPLE= granddaddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 oh i thought he meant grandfather short for grandfather clock, except, you know, grandfather bong, so like, a really big ancient bong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 grandaddy is that sticky yerple sometimes we call it grandfather down here. got me straight retarded after not blowing bomb for two months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Marijuana is stored in your fat cells, go running I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 all that shit you pay 50 dollars for to dilute your piss is not worth it. drink a lot of water if you want to just dilute your piss but do a lot of cardio if you want to be really clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
From 2 - 4 am Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 just keep drinking water. HES RIGHT. KEEP DRINKING TILL YOU START TO HATE WATER. UNLESS THEY GO ALL OUT, WITH THE 20 HAIR SAMPLES FROM YOUR ARMS,LEGS AND HEAD BIT... IT HAPPENED TO ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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