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Re: ---Contest: Make my Burning Man thread

 

i really don't think any of these people could do burning man justice unless they experience it.

though i think i am set on burning man from now on though i am going to check mutant fest one of these years..

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Re: ---Contest: Make my Burning Man thread

 

Reno---

 

theres this little casino called "the nugget".....actually theres two called the nugget....but im talkin about the smaller one....all the way in the back....theres a really small diner.....and they have this burger called the "awful awful"....one of the best burgers i have ever tasted...if you like burgers...you have to try it...

 

http://zephyr.unr.edu/zephyr/fall_02_pages/contributor_degroff_burger.html

 

and its only $3.50...and comes with a basket full of garlic fries..

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Re: ---Contest: Make my Burning Man thread

 

"umm which way to the gay pride parade?"

 

 

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I called god to ask if gays go to heaven but all i got was " can you hear me now?... what about now?"

 

 

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later that night me and my partner dirty danced the night away, making me realize that I love being gay....

 

 

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the next morning I finally understood why they call it the boobtube.. and thought to myself... damn them some banana split titties....

 

 

 

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I bought this voodoo doll of my 4th grade teacher for $2.99... and repeatedly smashed while singing destiny childs "say my name say my name"

 

 

 

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Gettin hyphy, ghostriding the whip, gas-break-dippin in da scraper, all while rockin the stunna shades mang!

 

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"What's crackin CALIgula?.....yeah im here chillen at burning man.."

 

 

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Never do tai chi while some hippie is trying to hump your leg!

 

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Kill yo television!!!....ESPECIALLY when it grows a gut!

 

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"look....its like totally buurning maaaan..."......"haha...you said burning man"...."haha....i did...lets go smoke another joint bro.."

 

 

well...i tried..

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Re: ---Contest: Make my Burning Man thread

 

 

 

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my family was super stoked to go to BM with me

 

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i wasn't expecting God to reject my collect call, it was a bummer.

i got lucky when satan broke in on the call

 

 

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every year they make up a cheer routine for the attendees

we practiced ours all night

 

 

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the paint on those nipples tastes like burnt popcorn

 

 

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every year they burn some 'guy' in effigy

this year he was a midget

 

??not feelin funny today

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Re: ---Contest: Make my Burning Man thread

 

talkingtogod.jpg

 

yeah, yeah, i know.... but she said she was 18

 

THIS was funny.

 

Come on is anybody going to have a real go at this???

Is anybody going to attempt the story behind the photo as appose to just witty captions? that's when shit will get good. And some photoshopping and shit. wheres that gnomes character, he was the photoshop KING. i would give a nut to know how to rock photoshop. it get's me depressed.

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