Internerd Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Oh hell no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 some people say I eat to many chocolate bars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 crazy thing about these little bites, is that there is no shortage of clear liquid to squeeze out of them. i think i had the right idea about attacking them with a razor blade, they dont seem to itch at all. they hurt, but dont itch. itching is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: fuck fire ants in their tiny little fire ant asshole. if i find myself n australia' date=' i'll stay hanging out with asian girls with ausie accents, going nowhere near any sort of ants.[/quote'] Co-signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Bactine and benadryil my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 fuck that. vodka and yay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 you make me sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Oh hell no. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 There an invasive species from South America. Alot of em' came from boats from south america coming to the ports and shit and they would spread. Mainly from the southen states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 fuck those little bastards forever and ever. still got marks. fuckers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 some people say I eat to many chocolate bars! ahahahaha...I say that shit on the regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 in australia we have bullants i dont no if there the same thing but when they bite u it comes up all red and sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Boo fire ants! Hooray beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodtimes105 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 watch out for the infectionous grooves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 yo as much as i want to go to australia, i dont think i could handle it. the fucking grass will kill you if you fuck around. seeks just be glad you didnt get rolled on by those fucking ants on that discovery special, nahmean? Those things are the MOP of the ant world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dick Quickwood Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 it's easy to not notice those things at night. fuck black widows too, i had some fun the other night finding a pole to move some of those fuckers out of my way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Spiders scare the shit outta me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A SHOWER WITH YO DIRTY ASS SKIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 some people say I eat to many chocolate bars! :lol: The Johnsons have a song about that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 still sore. still saying fuck em. i found a couple bites i didnt notice before too. bastards. i hate ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 to my knowledge, fire ants pee on you, which causes the sting... rather than them biting you i may be wrong though edit: most likely wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 pour gun powder around the anthill, ants will pick up anything they can carry and bring it back to their nest. do this for about a week. then light a match and boom, youll see fire come out of all the ant hills connected to the nest. and that is how you get rid of ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 thats genius. sure, i wont be able to paint freights again, because i'll have set fire to the yard, but whatever, atleast the ants are dead. fuck ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 just wrangle up some of these things and send them into the yard son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 something tells me that 'wranging' up some of those guys will prove to be just as painful. no thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 chewing tobacco will take the sting away. get it wet, then put it on the bites. hydrocortizone cream, with neosporin. calomine lotion. tons of things to get them to go away quickly. years of being allergic and living near them sucks. One time in a Chem class, we were experimenting with formic acid. The teacher says at the beginning of the class "This acid is what fire ants sting into your skin. Don't get it on you or it would be like having an entire area covered in concentrated ant bite." That was the first lab day that not a single person fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I also heard some crazy shit today about army ants. Aparently people used to use them as sutures. People would put their heads close to an open wound, let the ant bite the two sides, and close its jaw, then tear the bodies off. It would seem that once its clamped in it stays. I thought that was pretty hardcore. Also, there was a show on pbs bout a week ago about scientists trying to come up with new ways to put fire ants into check in Texas. There is a fly that evolved along side fire ants in south america. When the ants get excited and defensive, a pheremone they release to warn other ants excites the fly's and causes them to copulate. Once the eggs have been fertilized, the female fly attacks the ant in a vulnerable spot between the head and the thorax. The egg grows until the fly larvae pops out the dead ant. They tried importing groups of ants with the parasitic larvae inside into Texas to try and create the environmental niche for the fly's. Unfortunately the areas they tried were very dry most the year, panhandle. Intersting idea at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Fire ants? Are you talking out of turn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 this works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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