VAJ Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 true but the inspiration for this thread is no bimbo. just a bitch. and its funny. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 "I'm only working here to pay my way through school" Why? Why do girls at hooters and strip joints always say that? Like they can't think of a better excuse to explain their failed acting careers. For once I'd like to hear a nurse say "I'm just working here to pay my way through stripping school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Mud Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Also know as The Stripper Myth... "If all strippers are paying their way though college how come I ain't never got a smart lapdance?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 That is because only hookers are the ones paying their way thru college as they at least know that hooking is a more respectable career than stripping. I hate strippers, because you don't get a return on investment when procuring their services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 hooking is a more respectable career than stripping. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 iVE HEARD SOME dumb SHIT COME OUT THE MOUTHS OF SOME dumb ass bitches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 Oh really, that's enlightening.^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 yesterday: this black dude cuts off the sidewalk in front of the mall and starts walking in front of my girlfriends car all slow... and she says, "stomp the yard, nigger!" this was funny because he was wearing some matching like xxxxl purple jumpsuit that had fraternity letters or some bullshit on the front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I once had a bitch tell me she was pregnant but it wasnt mine cause I didnt even wang her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 "if the earth is spinning how come i am not dizzy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfiftyexports Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Originally Posted by EastBayPirateHouse I'm so full of delicious poo poo cake! For real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twat Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 "wait? theres really not a pole on the north pole?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 For real! damn dude.. you are seriously e-butthurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 "who's bob evans?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 i hate when girls say fool this this one mexican nicest ass in santa cruz atleast in the top 100 but the bitch says fool like no other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 "who's bob evans?" haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I was catching a bus home about an hour ago and there were two hussys sat behind me both about 17.I missed most of there conversation because i was obviously listening to fucking rap n shit. But what i heard went something like 'Do asians really have small dicks?' 'I almost fucked an asian guy once his dick was like the size of my pinky.I was going down on him out the back of my work and his dick was so small so i didnt fuck him' ahhhhhh they obviously didnt leave anything sacred on this public bus which included an asian sitting near the front who could obviously hear this whole conversation.They also had a pram with them. The trash round the area I live in is just incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 so once inutted in my girls mouth when i was getting head and she almost gagged on me and said if i ever do that again she will never give me head again. i usally tell her right before i come well the other day she says. i was gonna let you just come in my mouth cause you didnt have anything to put it in plus its good for my teeth. i laughed thats all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 oh man that was great ak obviously you were listening to rap how the fuck should we know that you were obviously listening to rap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 your sense of humour obviously missed the sarcasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 i missed it as well. maybe your sense of sarcasm is not for this forum. maybe you should leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 i told my girl about this video, where this dude takes out his glass eye whilst some chavs are cheering him on: her: omg, did it hurt? me: why would it hurt her: because it's his eye me: but it's glass her: yeh but he can still see out of it and stuff... another girl, in random topic: i don't believe in dinosaurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 UNREAL! how can anyone be that stupid?!?!?! see through a glass eye.... come on. Is it because of their possession of a female vagina or because someone makes all decisions and thinking for them? Do they just speak before they think? do they think? at all??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 In my marine biology class. We were talking about hose old time diving suits with the bif fucking bronze helmet with the hose connected to it. "You see,when a diver goes deeper the pressure increases on his body except for the helmet hes wearing. The pressure increases on his body so must the pressure going down the tube giving him oxygen. He wont be able to breath and he will be crushed. When they pull him out of the water most of whats left him is stuffed into that helmet." Girl-"DOES HE LIVE?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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