dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Oh yes. Just broke up with my girl, we were on again off again as it was, but this time its for good. I'm not ultra depressed kill myself emo status or anything, just someone say some stupid shit to make me laugh a little. I know I'll be laughing when she gets her AIDS test results back.:lol2: the AIDS comment is a joke for those of you that take this shit too serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 it shouldnt be a joke. wimp. edit: get over it by finding somebody with aids. getting aids. then spreading aids. thats a recipe for fun if i have ever heard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 i cant believe youd wish aids on your gf you are such an asshole she deserves better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 side note, i drank too much espresso at work, now i have the shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 i cant believe youd wish aids on your gf you are such an asshole she deserves better please see the last line of my first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 haha im glad im not the only one who gets crazy "bowl movement" action from drinking coffee too quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 get with her now ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 hahaha. oh well. just remember that girls were put on this earth to fuck with you, so its only human to be bothered. swede the philosopher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 back when i use to smoke cigs, they had the same effect. weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 :love2: that fat woman so many holes/folds to choose from!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 please see the last line of my first post. i was joking man i tried to make it so harsh sounding that you could not seriously think i was serious, which would in tern make u laugh since it would be a joke. A satirical reply emulating the fact that people on 12oz do not really read that much and fly off the handle with replies that do not take the entire first post/topic into consideration. have a splendid day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 i was joking man i tried to make it so harsh sounding that you could not seriously think i was serious, which would in tern make u laugh since it would be a joke. A satirical reply emulating the fact that people on 12oz do not really read that much and fly off the handle with replies that do not take the entire first post/topic into consideration. have a splendid day sorry man, my sarcasm radar is on low right now due to the current situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Sleep with her best freind. There you go aids, that should make you feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 hahaha, her best friend is a 10x more crazy drunk slut. i wouldn't even touch her with a body condom on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Well then im out of suggestion's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 pee in her butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I think you should give her aids. Really. Do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 bee in her putty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that? Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends? Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Niser Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 put venomous snakes in her apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 get with her now ^^^^ Thats alotta butt to pee in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korokys Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "Just broke up with my girl, we were on again off again as it was, but this time its for good." dude...how many times has your ass said that shit??? <----been there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Thats alotta butt to pee in My friend George is going through a similar situation. He says to me, "Hardy, I think my wife might be dead." I says, "George, you think she might be dead?" He says, "Yeah, well, sex is the same, but the dishes keep stackin' up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 There's an audition for all around musician going on down at this lounge. So this music agent walks in with an octopus and says to the club owner, "Fella, this 'pus can play anything." Club man says, "Prove it" and he brings out a harp. Octopus wails on the Harp. The kind of strumming that would make a Marx Bros movie into a three hour musical. Club man says, "That was good, now try the sax." The octopus wets the reed in his... beak thingy and plays some jazz sax that would have made the 1992 Democratic convention look like... nevermind. Club man says, "All right fella, but this here's a Celtic bar," and he gives the octopus a bagpipe. The octopus feels around, starts tugging at the pipes. The bar man says, "Well, aren't you going to play it? Octopus says, "Yeah, soon as I can get its pajamas off!" ding ding ding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Here, this should help http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrYXb_TR-SI&search=monkey%20joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 haha that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Here, this should help http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrYXb_TR-SI&search=monkey%20joke Lollathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 peeing of the butt is the only solution here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 ^^Yeah!! Now lets give these folks a proper demonstration!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 no. I'm a crankyface..and goin to bed. Sweet butt-peeing dreams everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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