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three words nigga...

 

 

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when that shit first came out there was this dude running around bread and puppet going " ice cold condoms viagra ".

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I blacked out once...

 

OH! OH YEAH! So why it gotta be about "BLACKED" out?

 

You were with a white girl yo, and from what you say you don't remember shit so how you gonna know what color it was?

 

Maaan, I'm sick of this bolshevik!

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OH! OH YEAH! So why it gotta be about "BLACKED" out?

 

You were with a white girl yo, and from what you say you don't remember shit so how you gonna know what color it was?

 

Maaan, I'm sick of this bolshevik!

 

Remember, he said he WOKE UP next to her. But, a WHITE girl? You must have been smashed.

 

This has happened to me a couple times. One time, it was with a really good friend of mine who proclaimed the following morning that she was in love with me.

 

To which my response was something like, "Uh, what happened? Where's my clothes? Oh, jeez...this is weird." Then, I saw the open box of condoms and a bottle of red wine on the nightstand, and was even more freaked out.

 

Needless to say, I ended up hooking up with her a few more times. She was cool with it being casual, and once I got over the idea that me and her were hooking up, it was rather enjoyable.

 

But, A WHITE GIRL? LENS, I'm shocked.

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