BLOODVOMIT 666 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I encountered this problem for the second time in my career this weekend. Started drinking early Saturday afternoon and proceded well into the morning hours, ended up going home with a girl I've know for a few years and have always wanted to fuck. Needless to say I gave her the best 6 minutes of her life. Any heavy drinkers deal with this problem before ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " nope never man. though i have passed out in bed before we started having sex once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " hahaha. no sir. never happend to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " happens to everyone not me though, I love Krusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " i dnt understand u gave her the best 6 minutes of her life? i thought whiskey dick meant limp dick wait what? whiskey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " ^ i was owndering the same thing,gave her the ayebee tongue extravaganza for 6 minets or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLOODVOMIT 666 Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " No my Johnson worked for about 5 to 6 minutes then he went to sleep, I unfortunatley stayed awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " you don't found the black out posse without disappointing a few ladies along the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " its only ever happened to me with one girl I had been wanting to sauce her for the longest time, too. finally got around to it and at first I couldn't catch wood. finally got my shit working and then about 15 minutes in, I caught flop again. mad embarassing. what makes it worse is that a few weeks later I get her home with me again... and the same shit happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLOODVOMIT 666 Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " I need a rematch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " I've also heard that a touch of tabasco in the old A-hole does wonders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " yeah, Curb Your Enthusiasm is a funny show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " yup, and Pool Boy 3, There's something wrong with the garden hose, was an absolute classic! edit: I've got the behind the scenes directors cut. no/ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " Meh it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " Threads like this have been many times before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " there is a track called "2D2F" (too drunk to fuck) i cant remember who its by but its rather amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck " hahahaha. you guys have some serrrrrious issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck " NO WE DON'T!!!!!!! :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck " aweeeee :heartbeat: it's ok. Well.. NOT REALLY... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck " there is a track called "2D2F" (too drunk to fuck) i cant remember who its by but its rather amusing. Avenue D Just smashed with the mrs Extra-ordinary As usual :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck " here ya go ^.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck " i'd be better off with my trusty righty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck " catface needs to get ready for the mode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck " sounds like a new thread. yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck " look at it this way ... you still gave her the big D. only this time it stands for DISAPOINTMENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 damn i thought the problem when wasted was NOT being able to nut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 what is this "girl" you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I got a lot better with working my dick when drunk. A few nights ago I ingested a powdery substance, and when I got bored and tried to beat off , it took me 2 fucking hours! Needless to say nothing good comes from that fucking bullshit. Where da tree at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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