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"Whooshkey Dick" aka "My name is Mel Gibson, sugar tits "

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I encountered this problem for the second time in my career this weekend. Started drinking early Saturday afternoon and proceded well into the morning hours, ended up going home with a girl I've know for a few years and have always wanted to fuck. Needless to say I gave her the best 6 minutes of her life. Any heavy drinkers deal with this problem before ?

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

nope never man. though i have passed out in bed before we started having sex once.

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

happens to everyone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not me though, I love Krusty.

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

i dnt understand u gave her the best 6 minutes of her life?

i thought whiskey dick meant limp dick

wait

what?

whiskey?

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

^

i was owndering the same thing,gave her the ayebee tongue extravaganza for 6 minets or what?

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

you don't found the black out posse without disappointing a few ladies along the way

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

its only ever happened to me with one girl

 

I had been wanting to sauce her for the longest time, too. finally got around to it and at first I couldn't catch wood. finally got my shit working and then about 15 minutes in, I caught flop again.

mad embarassing.

 

 

what makes it worse is that a few weeks later I get her home with me again... and the same shit happened

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

yeah, Curb Your Enthusiasm is a funny show

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

yup, and Pool Boy 3, There's something wrong with the garden hose, was an absolute classic!

 

edit: I've got the behind the scenes directors cut. no/ho

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

Threads like this have been many times before.

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

there is a track called "2D2F" (too drunk to fuck)

 

i cant remember who its by but its rather amusing.

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Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck "

 

hahahaha.

 

you guys have some serrrrrious issues.

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Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck "

 

NO WE DON'T!!!!!!!

:crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap:

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Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck "

 

aweeeee :heartbeat:

 

it's ok.

 

 

 

Well.. NOT REALLY...

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Re: "Whiskey Dick" aka "Too drunk to fuck "

 

there is a track called "2D2F" (too drunk to fuck)

 

i cant remember who its by but its rather amusing.

Avenue D



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just smashed with the mrs

Extra-ordinary

As usual

:king:

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Re: "Whooshkey Duck" aka "Too dunk to fruck "

 

i'd be better off with my trusty righty.

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