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I'm about to be filthy rich

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yes.

 

First off:

 

-Give me a job

 

 

Thats a great start, right there.

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sell yourself to a travelling side-show. you can perform as the "full sized man with a penis the size of a primordial dwarf's!"

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well do you drink or do drugs? do you currently have any dieases? if not then sell a kidney and some other body parts. its really good money. just go to russia or some former soviet repulic and talk to some mobsters they will hook you up.

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sell sperm and blood. at the same time.

sell organs. you have two of some. you can live with one of each.

become a pimp. if you specialize in asian hookers,

lens will be your numero uno customer. nigga is picky, so you gotta be one step ahead of the game.

make up a profession. relationship counselor, dating advisor, etc. sell your "services".

sell yayo.

"help" someone driving a really expensive car hit your car. injuries help.

sue people randomly. you'll win one case. choose wisely who you sue.

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dude..i got one.

 

You should sell your body. Cragislist or the Reader is a fabulous place to put out a nice, raunchy ad! ( not that i read those horrid things,,err..yea)

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yes.

 

First off:

 

-Give me a job

 

 

Thats a great start, right there.

 

 

You live too far away:o

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Move to atlanta' date='grow dreads, sell drugs, get a record deal. it's proven success.[/quote']

 

so hazeus got a record deal now?

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send me all your money and ill have you on the road to riches in no time.......

 

 

or..

 

 

 

 

become that kid that fucks the old laies in some good old fashioned granny porn....

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You live too far away:o

 

 

 

haha, I know..and now i'm at school 4 days a week..so i'm basically useless unless i work retail.

 

 

Blicks might be hiring me tho. OMGS i'm excited.

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make a wack product....

 

then make a really wack commercial for it where a lady repeats your products name over and over again...

 

then charge $5.24 for it...

 

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!

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become that kid that fucks the old ladys in some good old fashioned granny porn....

 

 

 

this guy is a genius...all you need to do is become like the bangbus guys, but you pick up senior citizens.....and fuck them.

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this guy is a genius...all you need to do is become like the bangbus guys' date=' but you pick up senior citizens.....and fuck them.[/quote']

 

my penix aint all dat, but I got the kittywampus action grinds dou

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We could walk around the goldcoast and rob people...

 

or he could ho you out and you could walk around the goldcoast and rob people for him.

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We could walk around the goldcoast and rob people...

 

I live too far away:o

 

How about flatbrim fitted mesh baseball caps, you know half the cracker on this site would be wit-it

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