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when some one fucks up in some shit ,,, ill be like damn this person done fucked up ,,,sounds kinda funny or when i drive by and someone catches a flat or stuck on the side of the road id laugh out real loud like HA HA HA HA and when something sounds cool ill respond with an "aight" or "all right" meaning i ackknowledge it, when i greet people i ll be like "sup" or "what youve been up to?"

 

but off recently ive come up with some dope slang

 

gifted=god ima fuckin turd eating dumbass

 

and this one cracks me up

 

me-"jokingly" so you want to battle smattle

josh-what!!....youll beat me ain a battle but ill beat you at a smattle

me-heh heh do you know what a smattle is?

josh-no "looks in confusement"

me -its a dick sucking contest which ill have no partake in

josh="looks pissed" what the fuck! "and punches me in the arm"

me- ha ha youre a fuckin smattler!!

 

 

sounds kinda high schoolish but it was funny

:rolleyes:

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my grandma always has me thinking about telling people to 'piss up a rope'. she's a fucking badass, she always talks shit about credit card companies or the cable company or something then says ' im gonna call them up and tell them to piss up a rope, is what im gonna do' she's from tejas by the way

 

i get words and phrases stuck in my head all the time. i particularly liked:

 

esoteric

ubiquitous(as stated above)

opthalmic

diatribe

yo

who let the dawgs out?

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referring to everyone as:

 

chief

killer

poncho

fella

cockhead

pilgram

sister

slim

little lady

girl

 

 

saying hello as:

 

whatdup money

my nizzy

yo yo yo

whasabit

 

 

-by far the funniest response that makes me break out in laughter has to be:

 

'so hows that working out for you?'

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im sure everyones familiar with the

:rolleyes: whatever floats his/her boat

or

:rolleyes: whatever blows up her/his skirt

:rolleyes: (this one i actually thought up myself,it hasnt caught on yet, but well see.)

whatever jives his turkey -used when someone says something that is supposed to be funny but no one laughs at.

 

-----anyone heard the new De La Soul CD "AOI:BIONIX' cd yet? its out on the internet, i like most if it-----

 

i dont really have any good slang right now, ive been away from the masses for a tid bit.whatever jives his turkey

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i just thought of one we use a lot "yoink" we use it whenever we need something from someone like,

examples of use

i need ta yoink that pen from ya right here

lets go yoink some street signs

-or if you grab something from someones grasp- YOINK SUCKA!

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something similiar^^- "Whatever creams your twinkie." If someone is is lying to me I'll tell them, "Your as full of shit as a christmas turkey." When someone is over zealous when making a point I like to give em' the "oh wooorrd?" When someone is intoxicated or just a strange character I'll refer to them as "throwed-off." A lot of times I don't even use words, just a series of grunts and noises like "psshh" or "heh" and whatnot.

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when im siting with someone on the city bus.-" to whom am i having the pleasure of sitting with "then i give em daps.

 

em

 

hello-yo

 

goodbye- peace nigga

 

how are you today its a wonderful day out- my damm this bitch?izzy the tabooty day out.

 

do you want to spraypaint white person?-do you want to spraypaint nigga??_

 

thats all i have alot more. you can lern alot more with my book. HOW TO SPEAK COOL IN PUBLIC.!

 

get it now while supllies last.

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'Fuck you, you Fuckin Fuck!'

 

there's this pretty funny old comedy routine from like '61 called:

"How to speak 'HIP'"

 

it's pretty freakin funny, it's like the progeny of pot humor, Lenny Bruce building blocks and such, an outgrowth of the Beat Generation... anyway, it's got alot of potential for decent samples and I wouldn't mind if those guys made some luchi...

 

search for it on the web, there's something, I'm sure

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