10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 im totally baffled and somewhat pissed off this keeps happening, and it happens at lesat 3 out of 4 times. i clog the toilet almost everytime i take a shit. what the fuck is wrong with these stupid low flush toilets? it seems the only size turds that dont choke this deepthroat amatuer are cat shits. the makers of these toilets seem to forget that men who eat things like gordos burritos and in-n-out double doubles take MASSIVE SHITS. everytime i flush i pray that it wont clog, and always clogs. then i have to take the plunger and force my dinosaur egg down that bitch. it is very inconvienant, and not the funnest thing to do. does anyone have this problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 fascinating maybe you should see a dietitian or stop flushing tampons down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 yes sometimes, all i do is rap my hand in paper and push it up the s-bend :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 fascinating maybe you should see a dietitian or stop flushing tampons down there i dont flush tampons down the toilet bro, i eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 yes sometimes' date=' all i do is rap my hand in paper and push it up the s-bend :p[/quote'] Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i dont flush tampons down the toilet bro' date=' i eat them.[/quote'] But they end up down there anyway just takes a little longer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 My bitches got mad flavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 pics ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM.. Food? Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 '' then i have to take the plunger and force my dinosaur egg down that bitch. it is very inconvienant '' shits made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 You need help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I have the same problem although mine doesnt clog. With the flush on my toilet you have to hold it down for it to properly flush. Where as i just push it and washmy hands and go. This is a problem when u go back to your toilet a day later, the waters black, theres a layer of like oil shit on the top and the whole thing stinks. Its gross i just want my old toilet back where u dont have to hold it down :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Move out of the ghetto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 sometimes' date=' all i do is rap[/quote'] .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 wrap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 No, rap. That's all I do as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 rap about pooping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 flush after every turd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 whats clogging the pipes is paper, not shit. find a different way to dispose of your toilet paper. maybe keep a plastic or paper bag next to the toilet and throw your used "wipes" in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Shit first, flush, then wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 if you flush at the EXACT moment of fecal impact your problems should be eliminated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car2nist Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 YOUR NOT EATING YOUR VEGETABLES GREENS MAKE THE POO SLIDE YOU'RE EATING MEAT AND POTATOES YOUR SHITS GUNNA COME OUT LIKE A ROCK, AND IT JUST MIGHT CLOG IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Shit first' date=' flush, then wipe.[/quote']this man may be on to something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 maybe you should eat less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 ..or eat a lot more nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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