10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 actually if your not 18 yet, disregard everything i said. go out and do as much shit as possible before your 18. once your an adult misdeameanors are rare, felonies are the ones that stick ifeel you caligula, you cant even beat a niggas ass anymore. some niggers tried to rob a store in my hood the other day and the owner shot one of the dudes. now they are trying to prosecute the store owner for shooting kids who robbed him!!! what the fuck! fucking liberal pussy shit if you ask me. people deserve to get their asses beat or killed sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 I'm 18...no felonies yet, but I've come real close a few times now Update on the swamp aftermath; 5 showers later and I still feel kinda dirty. My tattoo didn't get infected which is somethin I was pretty worried about...hmm, what else. I didn't get nearly as many bug bites as I expected, and as far as the phone situation goes I used this as an excuse to go cop the Sidekick3 so it's whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 fuck the sk3.. get that mda. shits the jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 heres another story - so the grand prix is going on in my city right now. i decided i dont really want to see cars drive by me fast so i decided to hit some chill burner spots on the outskirts of town. i didnt take into account helicopters.. when i get to the 4th spot i notice one sorta hovering above me.. but i think nothing of it because these dudes are covering the grand prix. i get done and start walking back to where my car is at and this dude is following me. so i start ducking through trees and shit.. but i mean its a fucking helicopter, ducking through trees did nothing. i decide finally im just going to get to my car and try to ditch him by going under bridges and shit. so i grab my car and take off. go under acouple bridges but that shit is still on me. finally i get behind a car that is exactly like mine. make model year color. all the same, which is fucking unbelievably lucky. i get behind this car under a bridge. im hoping to god the helicopter gets confused. i take my license plate off my window and start driving like a regular human being again. i get on the freeway and head towards a liquor store. right as im turning off the ramp of the freeway onto a road sirens blair right behind me. i just yell FUCK. windows rolled down, 2 old women who looked like butch dykes staring at me. then the AMBULANCE (phew) pulled around the corner and took off in the other direction. when i got to the liquor store i got out and looked all above me and didnt see shit. i went in and got some beer and came home. now here i am drinking as much as possible because i was thinking for a bit there i wouldnt be able to taste the sweet refreshing bite of a nice fat tire for awhile. ah, freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 dam boxcars you got lucky.... ghetto birds can be scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 i dont even think it was a bird, i think it was just a news helicopter. i didnt have my glasses on so all i saw was a blur and heard the noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 also, someone has been in the bathroom for the last hour or so and i reaaalllyyy need to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 also' date=' someone has been in the bathroom for the last hour or so and i reaaalllyyy need to use it.[/quote'] just use the window.. or if that person is your roomate use their bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i dont even think it was a bird' date=' i think it was just a news helicopter. i didnt have my glasses on so all i saw was a blur and heard the noise.[/quote'] haha. Couldn't you have got to a shopping centre or a big shop or something? getting in your car proably wasnt the greatest idea. good story anyway. yo ayebee i imagine steel gloves would kill someone pretty easily. then you could be all gangsta in jail, but without the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 ^i didnt know the neighborhood i was in too well, plus my head was kinda clouded thinking "how the FUCK do you ditch a fucking helicopter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Two good stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 you really shouldn't share those legal details with the world. not everyone on 12oz is on your side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i never understood the redundancy of charges like that... like if you assaulted someone with a deadly weapon, you obviously posessed it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 fucking faggots, you get your ass beat at a fight and then tell the cops what happened. I would rather keep my mouth shut wait for the cops to leave and finish taking my ass beating. at least then i wouldnt have to look over my shoulder every day for the rest of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Im not even joking about this. A better way to rattle people instead of just fucking them up is shooting up their cars. Its really 10 times the impact. ::taking notes:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 ayebee....you roll with winners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i never understood the redundancy of charges like that... like if you assaulted someone with a deadly weapon' date=' you obviously posessed it...[/quote'] they hit my boy with some shit like that. possesions , possesion with intent to distrubute . possesion with the intent to manufature, possesion for personal use, possesion of more then 100 hits, possession of more then 200 hits. etc etc kid has like 28 charges of one bust hit is fucking ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "than" not "then" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinksucks Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 fuck that kid up again and then shove his statement down his throat, after you print it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 ayebee....you roll with winners Is that supposed to be sarcastic? Cuz if it is, I don't get where you're goin from...I'd say us kicking the shit out of a faggot who jumped our boy makes us a pretty good group of friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 good thinking to put this on here... if this went down as you said (which i highly doubt), there would be a good chance that the cops would be looking for the other assailants.. and I hear cops might frequent these here forums. but you don't seem to be the brightest guy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 hahaha cosigned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 <<<< please keep all legal info off the boards - there are people around here who are NOT on your side of the law >>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Is that supposed to be sarcastic? ding ding ding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Oh you guys are just ants at a picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 I'm not worried about cops on here reading about a non graffiti related beef that happened in a state I don't even live in...maybe I'm careless but fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 someday someone could just say 'fuck it' about you and not care to protect your info. you might not care, but I dont want the snoops getting anything out of 12oz. let's just leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 Deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 fuck it "Fuck it...yes, that's your answer to everything isn't it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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