Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 does this ever happen to you? I hate doing both of them one after the other or at the same time its so much action and physical movement at once....it just sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I've only experienced the horror of shitting / puking at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 my boyfriend has peed and sharted...if that counts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 psh everyones done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 oh that's good, cause i thought it was abnormal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 it is in a way if you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 well i did think about it...he was drunk and kept saying that he got more than he bargained for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 hahaha indeed he did.... thats like 4th worse in line of bodily functions gone wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 well at least it was funny......i'm sure the guy in the men's room who discovered his tainted draws really did get more than he bargained for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 he left his undies in the b-room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 fuck yeah...we were at the beer fest. no time for going home. no sharts were going to ruin our good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 hahaha good times ayeeeeahhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I sometimes cough and sneeze at the same time, i hate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 farting and sneezing at the same time = sharp and painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 EXACLTY! been looking for the perfect way to put it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 but have you ever laughed so hard you farted??.... and have you ever farted so hard you laughed?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 Yes to the second and No to the first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 i have farted and peed at the same time. i think most people do that. i have laughed so hard i farted. i saw a nasty video of a japanese girl pooping, but at the same time pee came out as her as she wash pushing the poop out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 "I invaded a sovereign nation for breaking U.N. resolutions while I broke U.N. resolutions against invading at the same time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 that must suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I've only experienced the horror of shitting / puking at the same time. Yeah...it's not fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 my boyfriend has peed and sharted...if that counts I can honestly say that I've never taken a shit without also pissing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honkylipss Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 whenever I play Dance Dance Revolution I end up snarting afterwards. at least the chinese girls cant hear the 'art. kinda puts a twist on "silent but deadly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 IF YOU FART AND SNEEZE AT THE SAME TIME, IT MAKES YOU DO A BACK-FLIP. TRUTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 God the visual for that amazes me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 sneezing while youre barfing is the worst one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 yeah I'd imagine that sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Coughing and sneezing at the same time seriously makes my head fuck up.Like large spasms or something. I don't know. It's really fucking weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I can honestly say that I've never taken a shit without also pissing. Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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