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its so fucking weird that wild elephants exist

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im watching a show on elephants on discovery. fucking bananas. the elephants have started squading up in crews 100 deep, and raiding villages and shit. straight viking tactics. steady stomping dudes out an shit. fucking weird. elephants are awesome, but its strange to think that they still roll around in the jungle.

 

thats all ive got on this one.

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I heard there's wild elephants in the D. They taught Eminem how to rap.

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Hup, two, three, four,

Keep it up, two, three, four x2

 

Company sound off

 

Oh the aim of our patrol,

Is a question rather droll,

For to march and drill,

Over field and hill,

Is our military goal

Is our military goal

 

Hup, two, three, four,

Dress it up, two, three, four

 

By the ranks or single file,

Over ev'ry jungle mile,

Oh, we stamp and crush,

Through the underbrush,

In a military style

In a military style

 

Hup, two, three, four,

Keep it up, two, three, four

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"elephants have started squading up in crews 100 deep" "fucking bananas"

 

i laughed at these two

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Elephants are pretty unfuckablewith. I was watching Born into Brothels two days ago and there were a couple of shots of elephants, and all I could think of, instead of how sad it is for these kids to have hooker moms, was just who the fuck was the first guy in India who had the balls to climb onto an elephant and pull on its ears to drive around. That's insane.

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no, elephants are pretty unfuckable too.

 

i saw born in a brothel. shit was strange.

 

ha, this dude just tried to slap an elephant, an the elephant raised his trunk up and smacked him back. haha.

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apparently theres one elephant who sneaks up to peoples houses, knocks on their door with his trunk, thenw hen they open it, he grabs em and mauls them. thats fucking great.

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^HAHAHAHAHAHA, are you serious??

 

 

 

I bet you someone out there, still living today, has tried to fuck an elephant.

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i beleive the term is "unfuckwitable"

 

no "h"

 

Sorry dude.. I'm uh... I'm ... I'm white. Like "pronounce your R's" white.

 

There I said it. Fuck.

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

hahha that discover special is a steady re run for the last year or so.

 

there are theories that the male elephant go into musk and become frenzied. another theory is that a young elephant who watched as poachers kill its parents might remember this as an adult whereby a frenzy isnt just random.

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Elephants will be extinct in 50-100 years.

 

so will most other dope animals.

 

*sigh.

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seeking an shit (3:03:08 PM): if an elephant was trying to kill me, id pretend i was a hot dog

seeking an shit (3:03:13 PM): cause elephants dont eat hot dogs

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Logical. But how does one pretend to be a Hot Dog?

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Hey, you know what else is cool? Curling irons! And..uh...calenders, and...trees.

 

 

 

Anyway, RIP PATSY THE ELEPHANT, THE MATRIARCH OF THE HERD AT THE TORONTO ZOO. She died just a couple of days ago. All the other elephants are mourning now.

 

060725_patsy_elephant_300.jpg

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