seeking Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 im watching a show on elephants on discovery. fucking bananas. the elephants have started squading up in crews 100 deep, and raiding villages and shit. straight viking tactics. steady stomping dudes out an shit. fucking weird. elephants are awesome, but its strange to think that they still roll around in the jungle. thats all ive got on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I heard there's wild elephants in the D. They taught Eminem how to rap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hup, two, three, four, Keep it up, two, three, four x2 Company sound off Oh the aim of our patrol, Is a question rather droll, For to march and drill, Over field and hill, Is our military goal Is our military goal Hup, two, three, four, Dress it up, two, three, four By the ranks or single file, Over ev'ry jungle mile, Oh, we stamp and crush, Through the underbrush, In a military style In a military style Hup, two, three, four, Keep it up, two, three, four Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 "elephants have started squading up in crews 100 deep" "fucking bananas" i laughed at these two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Elephants are pretty unfuckablewith. I was watching Born into Brothels two days ago and there were a couple of shots of elephants, and all I could think of, instead of how sad it is for these kids to have hooker moms, was just who the fuck was the first guy in India who had the balls to climb onto an elephant and pull on its ears to drive around. That's insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Elephants are pretty unfuckable with. *ahem* Unfuckwithable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I like the way Yoda says it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 *ahem* Unfuckwithable. i beleive the term is "unfuckwitable" no "h" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 no, elephants are pretty unfuckable too. i saw born in a brothel. shit was strange. ha, this dude just tried to slap an elephant, an the elephant raised his trunk up and smacked him back. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 apparently theres one elephant who sneaks up to peoples houses, knocks on their door with his trunk, thenw hen they open it, he grabs em and mauls them. thats fucking great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 ^HAHAHAHAHAHA, are you serious?? I bet you someone out there, still living today, has tried to fuck an elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 i would pay to watch a man get slapped around by an elephant.. /no beastiality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 i beleive the term is "unfuckwitable" no "h" Sorry dude.. I'm uh... I'm ... I'm white. Like "pronounce your R's" white. There I said it. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 elephant snot i love that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 hahha that discover special is a steady re run for the last year or so. there are theories that the male elephant go into musk and become frenzied. another theory is that a young elephant who watched as poachers kill its parents might remember this as an adult whereby a frenzy isnt just random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Sorry dude.. I'm uh... I'm ... I'm white. Like "pronounce your R's" white. There I said it. Fuck. fuckin honky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 what about this poor guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 mountain lions are better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 what about this poor guy? whatever blows your skirt up... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Elephants will be extinct in 50-100 years. so will most other dope animals. *sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 seeking an shit (3:03:08 PM): if an elephant was trying to kill me, id pretend i was a hot dog seeking an shit (3:03:13 PM): cause elephants dont eat hot dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Logical. But how does one pretend to be a Hot Dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 you've never met seeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 you guys are sleeping on my colonel harty post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hey, you know what else is cool? Curling irons! And..uh...calenders, and...trees. Anyway, RIP PATSY THE ELEPHANT, THE MATRIARCH OF THE HERD AT THE TORONTO ZOO. She died just a couple of days ago. All the other elephants are mourning now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 you guys are sleeping on my colonel harty post. Nah, I'm not. It took me a minute, but I remembered where it is from. I got that on VHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 something tells me these elephants got hold of some MOP CDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 rip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I heard there's wild elephants in the D. They taught Eminem how to rap. Very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 i beleive the term is "unfuckwitable" no "h" I happy that there were two other people who said it. I was going to comment on it before when mam's said it but i didn't think anyone would get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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