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80% of the us population has herpes.. pretty crazy huh

 

Not true, but it is true for almost 50% of young adults. Recently a vaccine just came out for 3 kinds of HPV though, the 3 that cause cervical cancer. Ask your doctor..everyone should get it.

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first, i didn't smash.

 

second, hard up for pussy? lame, please. i was chilling with a chick you'd probably puke on your dick to get next to when some scumbag told me that she might have something. being that dude was a dumbfuck i didn't believe the gossip but took it with a grain of valtex.

 

after i wouldn't give her the wood for a couple of weeks she went termite and started asking me to smash all the time. then the night she asked me to smash without my shit wrapped she probably knew why i was ducking the pussy and came clean the next morning.

 

i get enough na-na to not have to say dumb shit like 'are you that hard-up for pussy?' on a message board so people think i pull buns. take note next time you feel like trying to be prick.

 

 

...and if I have hpv from kissing a bird- fuck it, i don't even have a cervex.

 

 

did anyone actually read this funny shit??!!

 

hahahahahahahahahaah classic.

 

" after i wouldn't give her the wood for a couple of weeks she went termite"

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so who here has gotten the dreaded qtip?

 

 

damn. that shit was in my top 3 WORST pains ever. I'm due for a test sometime soon. is el qtipo Necessary? can they just check my fuckin blood or somthin? when the doctor stuck that shit up there I swear my mind stopped functioning and just started pouring out colors over my eyes.

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THEY CAN JUST CHECK YOUR BLOOD AND YOUR URINE

 

then that's what I'm doin.

 

 

 

ADVICE: NEVER GET A HUGE QTIP STUCK UP YOUR DICKHOLE FELLAS

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Where are you getting your "information" from?? Thats about the stupidest thing Ive ever heard...Think about it for a minute. I'm sure mad people have it' date=' it's easy to spread/not know you have it, but 80% includes children and the elderly (very very few of which have it I assume). If you break that down, then any of us who have had unprotected sex should have it somehow. Anybody else bothered by this statistic?? Anyone know if its true or what is ?[/quote']

 

thats including people who have oral herpes... which you can get super easily

 

i dunno what would be worse to have.. oral or genital. i wouldnt want nothin on my dick but to have to walk around with crazy sores on your mouth when you have an outbreak has got to really blow

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there're (at least) two kindsa herpeses, the oral version and genital version. you can get the oral one in your dick and the genital one in your mouth and vice versa. you can also have them both in your eyes. after you get it it stays hidden in your spine and comes back every third full moon

 

Shit's mad nasty if it really blooms, but you can reduce the effects with different kindsa meds. I keep that shit in stock because I want to start the treatment whenever I fear I might've caught the fucker

 

I remember kids in grade school had crazy mouth infestation

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i knew a kid in 7th grade that had oral herpes... he got it from his aunt who also had it but didnt know.. just from kissing him on the mouth when he was like 2

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every 6 months.. if not at least once a year at the annual gynocylogist checkup

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HAL- you're right I didn't think of elderly people catchin herpes in the 1940's and (obviously) still having it. Nor did I think of the 80% statistic including oral herpes/cold sores. By the way, what is the real difference between the two? I've had cold sores, as far as I thought they're not the same as having the herpes bug, my mom gets em and I always thouight they could be hereditary or something...But I did hear about how the virus mutated and now you can get that shit on your wang if the bitch has it in her mouth (I know someone who fell victim to this).

 

Regarding the elderly having herpes and shit, anyone seen the movie Grandma's Boy?? it's cutup. This one super nerdly virgin dude gets laid by this 70-ish slut, who later tells him that shes slept with 3000-something people...check that shit out

 

"This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression."

 

"So, who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"

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just got my papers back again today after being tested...

waited for an hour AFTER my scheduled appointment...

talking about plenty of time to think?? whoaa!

 

 

the royal penis is clean your highness!

:cool:

 

 

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*highness.

 

good shit tho.

 

and, unless i have a giant cock-hole, the q-tip in your junk doesn't hurt, you pussies.

 

no shit

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pfffffft has aids.

 

test results are in the mail, expect about 6 months or so for the kyfe news.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Not true, but it is true for almost 50% of young adults. Recently a vaccine just came out for 3 kinds of HPV though, the 3 that cause cervical cancer. Ask your doctor..everyone should get it.

 

im pretty sure those vaccines are only for females...not for duders...

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