Soup BDC Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Not that I would blame you if you didn't take time away from 12 oz to get one, but seeing as Summer 06 is wrapping up, I was wondering what those of you that did thought of them. Hurs mine. Swim Instructor 37.5 hours a week, $8-$10 per hour. Must be certified CPR and Lifeguard. Pros: -She-Boss is fucking fine as hell, who you can't touch cus your dude likes her, but she'll rub your back with suntan lotion, and brownbag a lunch for you every day. -Paid to exercise -lax coworkers in bikinis -You get employed every now and then by parents to lifeguard their kid's swim party at $50 an hour. -Private lessons are $1 a minute. -Kids have a short attention span, so a 30 minute swim lesson is pretty much 10 minutes of instruction and 20 minutes chillin out. Cons: -Constantly in the sun, you will get burned -The dude coworkers are faags who will call in sick on a weekly basis. No break for you. -You get tired of the fucking parents' questions, who pay to watch you play with their kids cus they're retards. -$190 for Lifeguard Certification Graphic designer: $8 hourly, 40 hours a week max, $150 a month untaxed for gas money... if you acatually drive. Pros: -Work that goes over 40 hours a week is comissioned -Paid to do art -Paid to make an art portfolio. Cons: -Boss is your age, insecure, and coked out -Co workers are your age, insecure, and coked out -Company spends more than it makes -You share an office with your co worker who has bad BO, and replaced his chair with yours after his funk permanently seeped into the chair. -Office is 80 degrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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