Asian Girls, the briiliance of Lens' game

[Cronik]

if you are going to quote colors, make sure you do it right. it seemed like you transcribed that joke by typing it with your face.

 

that collection plate analogy sucks, no one will use it.

 

i wish i was something other than white because that would make my obsession with asian women less creepy. i dated a woman who was very asian, she was actually a panda bear.

-jim gaffigan

 

well jimbo..i wish my ability to write with my face didn't amaze you so much. so i blew the joke but i think the message was clear enough not to get you all puzzled and shit. bottom line....chicks of any race don't respond to the type of plan he was laying out. they want to persued directly. if you think a chick is cute, tell her with confidence and conviction right to her face and if she disses you you laugh at her and move on to the next one standing next to her.

 

don't cook up wild schemes of sending all your friends around to tell them for you like that. it's a waste of time and you will feel like a whupped puppy when they all know you like them and still dont score. i don't know lense but if what all say about him is true it doesn't surprise me. confidence, balls, is the best tool for getting pussy.

 

panda bear? i hate hairy chicks. yuck

[viperface]

']hardee has 420 posts

 

 

 

 

 

 

thought might point that out....

 

 

crusty mike just had 420 in his experiment thread.

Anyway. I never wanted to know what that number means in the first place

[Hashassian]

3 pepole in this thread therefore only THREE MOTHERFUCKERS APPERICATE ASIAN HOES AT 9:35 PM on a thursday evening.

[Hashassian]

fuck 9:36

[Avancier2]

In short, grow some balls. Women want confidence not your friends sneaking around telling them that you think they are hot. Look them in the eye and tell them yourself.

CO-FUCKING-SIGNED, QUOTED FOR TRUTH.

[Obvious]

has anyone here smelled an Asian woman's soiled panties?

[HardyHarHar]

well jimbo..i wish my ability to write with my face didn't amaze you so much. so i blew the joke but i think the message was clear enough not to get you all puzzled and shit. bottom line....chicks of any race don't respond to the type of plan he was laying out. they want to persued directly. if you think a chick is cute, tell her with confidence and conviction right to her face and if she disses you you laugh at her and move on to the next one standing next to her.

 

don't cook up wild schemes of sending all your friends around to tell them for you like that. it's a waste of time and you will feel like a whupped puppy when they all know you like them and still dont score. i don't know lense but if what all say about him is true it doesn't surprise me. confidence, balls, is the best tool for getting pussy.

 

panda bear? i hate hairy chicks. yuck

 

You forgot Bank, but I agree with you. I'm only arguing hypothetically. You see, I was never on my high school debate team, and every since then I have this... nevermind.

 

Besides, you missed my point. I'm saying get a whole gang of guys, like three or maybe four, and each guy has a "preference." Then go to a really ethnically mixed party (If you're having trouble finding one, just search Craigslist Strange Encounters for 'Biracial Sex Party'). Oh and I forgot, make sure to oil yourself up BEFOREHAND. There is nothing more embarrassing that messing around with a tube of squirty lube right when you want to get cranky on some box.

 

Now, everyone's got their flavor. We have Ice Man, he likes Nordic chicks, Rickie, strictly Southeast Asian, Greg Dawg likes 'em young. Now when you're at the party and you happen to bump into Helga, from Copenhagen, just let her know that Ice Man has a total hard-on for Nordic chicks. Ice Man will thank you later, after he's done promoting your total fetish for chix wit dix to some manly looking broad.

 

Wait, maybe this works better on porno sites. My B.

[serum]

Hmm...

I suppose I will admit to having had an asian fetish myself. Like most fetishes it was born of a dark part of my psyche, stemming from my experiences as an american. It all began with Japan. Unlike the US, Japan loves their artists, so much so that 90% of the printed media is manga. Not only that but they have a 0% unemployment rate. Anyone who wants to work can find work. They know how to take care of their people. Being an artist in the US is sort of like being a pariah, or a leper, it is no coincidence that all of the major art movements in the US are considered counter-culture, whereas in most other societies art is a part of the culture. Not only a part of the culture but Arts, Crafts, Music IS culture. No wonder so many foreigners think we are devoid of history, so quick to change our hats, and so quick to forget everything in our soundbyte, commodified, mediated culture. Sure we have a few breakouts into the mainstream, but it's so highly commodified and watered down and ill representative that it's not even really art anymore, it's a damn product. The only period when the major art movements were mainstream in the US was in the 60s, when the country was mired in a war that affected the majority of the population and LSD had just been discovered. Oh but they started beating us back into place and the status quo soon enough with PCP in the seventies, and idealism died for sure with crack in the 80s. Everything became status quo again, there was no war to fight, and we had attained nominal rights; hippies became yuppies. Rebellion became just another part of the system, became just a phase of youth, and the real arts movements went back underground.

 

So anyways, I'm sick and damn tired of being a starving artist in the US. That's where my asian fetish comes from, my disillusionment with the western way of life. It may seem like a perversion, well I guess it is, but I have been hurt bad, it is a coping mechanism. It hasn't been very effective since I'm still stuck here in the US, but video games, comics, and ninjas still help me hold onto a dream that is the only thing holding my fragile sanity together anymore. I hope to one day be in a place like Port Watson, but the sad fact of the matter is, I'll probably never make it, I'm as good as dead already, and I'm not even sure if it really exists. So here's a big fuck you america for destroying who I am, never allowing me to be who I'm supposed to be, and never giving me a chance in the first place. Some people are driven to be terrorists by the things I have experienced, I am driven to asian girls. :D

 

btw there is alot of unemployment in japan. homeless people like mad in the parks.

 

i understand your feelings on being dissillusioned with western life but if you truly knew what japanese culture really is and not the over romanticized western version, youd start to love that american culture all the more. americans pay their artists better than japan my friend. we have labor laws, unions and a life. japan doesnt. i drew anime 7days a week for $1.50 a hour so basically im the mexican pickin the strawberries out here.

[SUR X3]

Well like, could you fly me out there so I could see how much it sucks?

[serum]

yeah i wish. I miss speaking english to a native speaker.

 

theres a timeline in japan but it could apply to any country with a different culture.

 

1day-1year complete bliss, you dont understand a word of japanese,

you say hell why didnt i move here sooner, the japanese are god, you go back to your native land and spread the disinformation on just how great it is when really you dont know shit. (japanophiles)

 

1 year-3 years you begin to wake up a bit, you can have a short conversation in japanese so daily stuff gets easier but your personal life gets difficult, japanese people begin to get difficult

 

3years-8 years you are aware of how annoying and backwards these people are, you can hold your own in group conversations, you now understand all the shit they have been talking about you this whole time, life in japan is now normal but its now you versus them, the country is great but japanese people can go to hell

 

8years-10 years you now dont care how annoying they are and in fact youve joined in on the bad habits, you now speak the language better than they can, you now either love japan 51% and hate it 49% or vice versa, so you either put up with the bullshit and try not to kill anyone or you hate it and take the next plane out while missing that 49% that you loved

 

im going 7 years. it is what it is. i try not to let my 51% turn to hate.

[XgraffcoreX]

asians love the white devil.

[Some1]

THERE IS TOO MUCH PLURALIZATION GOING ON IN YOUR NAME

[Hashassian]

werddd

[HardyHarHar]

THERE IS TOO MUCH PLURALIZATION GOING ON IN YOUR NAME

 

TAKE THAT Kind of talk Outside!

[Krakatau]

Just a hunch but you don't get much pussy this kind of plan do you?

 

This reminds me of a joke:

A old wise bull stood on a cliff and looked down into the valley. Along side him appears this horny adolecent bull. Together they look down and see a valley full of unattended cows. The young bull sports wood instantly and starts yelling. "Hey! Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows. The old wise Bull just looked over but didn't not say anything. C'mon, let's go! Said the little bull. The old wise bull just shook his head. "What? You don't want to fuck?" No, I think it's a bad idea, "What? You think fucking is a good idea." No. "He said. Then what is your beef? I think we should walk down there and fuck them all."

 

In short, grow some balls. Women want confidence not your friends sneaking around telling them that you think they are hot. Look them in the eye and tell them yourself.

You are the second person in my entire life that has told that.... joke. Really comes off a lot better if you are actually running cattle instead of on the internet. Shit makes very little sense in this context. I don't know what the hell made you think of that.

[Gunm]

I'm still kind of blown away someone would actually elevate my game to such godlike levels...

 

but seriously, I take all the credit

[Some1]

Free bombay and tonic made me spit horrible game tonight at my show Lens would disapprove even though I talked to all the ladies I thought were hot after they realized how smashed i was they walked away...DAMN FREE ALCOHOL!!!! although it is fun to play drums drunk and still get paid at the end of the night...

[Hayabusa]

its cuz white people have bigger penixes than asain guys

[ClueTwo]

I would expect anyone who refers to getting laid as "courting" to have difficult times in the market..

[Oliver Clothesoff]

big fish in a small pond?

[10 Dollar Blowjobs]

asian girls love white guys

so do pinays, latinas, indians, shit

 

 

girls just love white guys, we are the status quo of what they want inside them

[serum]

Yeah I'm aware of this. I realize the economy has not been so great lately. I'm also aware that artists are not paid so great there (at least they are employed!). I was basically talking about how this fetish started, in my younger, more idealistic days, before cold harsh reality made me a jaded and bitter old man. Thanks for trying to shake me out of my stupor but you're a little late.

 

Nowadays I'm all about China since they are going to own the world soon... lol.

 

ive heard good things about china. alot of people i know that lived in japan but got fed up and went to china say that they are much happier. the chinese appreciate talent alot more and are willing to pay for it. (which isnt much in US $ but alot in china standards) the japanese tend to look at foreignors and think only english teacher where as in china you can get a job in your studied field. you can also make longlasting friends there, here tokenism is a bitch. good luck with that.

[Hayabusa]

im telling you all its in the penix

just whip out your cock and its in the bag

[Obvious]

asian women have white fetishes but won't admit it

[HardyHarHar]

I would expect anyone who refers to getting laid as "courting" to have difficult times in the market..

 

You're telling me!

I gotta stick to the literate chicks. sucks.

[HardyHarHar]

Eureka! (Also kind of a turn-off word)

I've got it. I'll go trolling at libraries and bookstores.

That's the only way a snob like me can keep up with people who have more advanced techniques... like animated gifs.

[(...ZAC...ONE...THREE...)]

asian girls like me i think its my whip?:D awd turbo pleasure

[Milk Grenades]

asian girls love white dudes...it's a fact

[Cronik]

I would expect anyone who refers to getting laid as "courting" to have difficult times in the market..

 

Word. Anyone who devises some complicated silly scheme for "courting" in a bar is one confused fuka. It's a waste of time. You can't teach balls but a good book on stand up comedy will open more doors for you than any of those tactics.

[HardyHarHar]

Yeah, well I think you might have your own sex-issues, when you refer to "the market." Let's just hope you're not buying by the pound (that's kilo for you Brits and Kiwis).