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The next time LENS passes out at my house with his shoes on, should I...


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hey shai you got them manual for that camera? i have no clue what any of that shit means...

btw i really didnt want those pics of you and pepperoni doing things i won't talk about on here.

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For now, this is just for entertainment purposes. LENS is a good guy, I don't want to do anything that would involve serious physical or psychological trauma.

 

The people I used to roll with were fucking ruthless. I mean, I wasn't the one who was doing the really heinous shit, though. Such as, calling 911 and slipping the phone into some passed-out guy's hand...then, having everybody leave the house so when the fire department showed up the guy's alone and wasted out of his mind with "I FUCK DOGS" tagged on his forehead...I can only imagine him trying to explain THAT one.

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I want you to tie his shoelaces together and then blast slayer AFTER you have already moved his car around the corner and stuffed a sock in his mouth.

 

That's only if the person pisses in my bed. Hmmm, the trifecta...I like the way you think.

 

I think the worst Lens is going to have to look forward to is being buried under a mountain of dirty laundry. And, when I say mountain, I mean that he'd need dynamite to free himself.

 

Or, I could zip him up in a sleeping bag and padlock the zipper shut.

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No, LENS really stresses out about his car in my neighborhood. I think he'd kill every crackhead across the street with his bare hands if they even looked in the windows.

 

Yesterday, we were getting a shot of this tag on a wall in the park that said, "SMOKE CRACK", and some guy walked up and asked us what we were doing...we told him we wanted a picture of the tag, because it was funny and would most likely be gone in a day or two.

 

Then, he asked us if we smoked crack, so we decided to leave.

 

Actually, I went back later that night and played some baseball with the dude. He was nice, but he kept fucking up the rotation. Some people.

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dud i saw we get him high as hell on crack then drop him off on in the tl and whip his car out to the north bay and leave it at his house...

man i am shitty you missed the whiskey shots at my house...

p.s. i still don't have enough votes...

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i think you guys should go buy a cheap bday cake at the store (they sell the one sthey fuck up for cheap)..actually, buy two. when he passes out put one on either side of him. then two alarm clocks set to go off at the same time (with shaving cream all over the buttons).....you can see where this is going.

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For now, this is just for entertainment purposes. LENS is a good guy, I don't want to do anything that would involve serious physical or psychological trauma.

 

The people I used to roll with were fucking ruthless. I mean, I wasn't the one who was doing the really heinous shit, though. Such as, calling 911 and slipping the phone into some passed-out guy's hand...then, having everybody leave the house so when the fire department showed up the guy's alone and wasted out of his mind with "I FUCK DOGS" tagged on his forehead...I can only imagine him trying to explain THAT one.

 

wuz their a dog in the room?

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What's the condom of ice water supposed to accomplish

-fuse.

 

Well, the idea is that it's between him and the alarm clock. So, when he rolls over to turn off the clock, he gets a double wake-up call.

 

Off the subject, I had a crackhead at the front door trying to sell me a box of microwave popcorn today...I told him we'd been having a problem with folks disrespecting the property (as in, it's ours, stay the fuck out) and that it was nothing personal, but I wasn't interested. He kept rambling on, and telling me to hear him out, but he wasn't saying much, so I said, "Well, dude, I don't know what you want, but I want you to leave now...sorry I can't help you", and shut the door. THEN, he starts calling me a bitch as he's walking down the stairs...so, I grabbed my handy 15" pipe wrench and ran up on him. He bolted out of the yard, and I told him it would be a good idea if he didn't come back. He then comes BACK into the yard, and picks up a cinderblock...yeah, right, homie...you're gonna hit me with THAT? So, I chase him out again, and he's standing across the street, calling ME a punk, and threatening to fuck me up if I leave the yard. I said, "Okay. I'm gonna do you a solid. We drop this now, because if anything happens to me or anyone else who lives here, I will make sure it happens to you at least ten times over. I'm giving you one more chance to do the right thing," and went inside. My roommates said, "What the fuck was that all about?"

 

"Oh, nothing. Dude wouldn't leave, but I doubt he's coming back," and left it at that.

 

Haven't seen him since...

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Well, the idea is that it's between him and the alarm clock. So, when he rolls over to turn off the clock, he gets a double wake-up call.

 

Off the subject, I had a crackhead at the front door trying to sell me a box of microwave popcorn today...I told him we'd been having a problem with folks disrespecting the property (as in, it's ours, stay the fuck out) and that it was nothing personal, but I wasn't interested. He kept rambling on, and telling me to hear him out, but he wasn't saying much, so I said, "Well, dude, I don't know what you want, but I want you to leave now...sorry I can't help you", and shut the door. THEN, he starts calling me a bitch as he's walking down the stairs...so, I grabbed my handy 15" pipe wrench and ran up on him. He bolted out of the yard, and I told him it would be a good idea if he didn't come back. He then comes BACK into the yard, and picks up a cinderblock...yeah, right, homie...you're gonna hit me with THAT? So, I chase him out again, and he's standing across the street, calling ME a punk, and threatening to fuck me up if I leave the yard. I said, "Okay. I'm gonna do you a solid. We drop this now, because if anything happens to me or anyone else who lives here, I will make sure it happens to you at least ten times over. I'm giving you one more chance to do the right thing," and went inside. My roommates said, "What the fuck was that all about?"

 

"Oh, nothing. Dude wouldn't leave, but I doubt he's coming back," and left it at that.

 

Haven't seen him since...

man you should have just beat his ass and strung him up on the fence as a warning to the other crackheads...

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fuck man you should have used the thing in your house that has buttons with numbers on it that lets you talk to people who are far away to tell me about that....

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