A week ago, we went out and had some drinks at the bar. He said, "Hey, let's get a six-pack and go start some shit in your neighborhood."

 

I agreed, bought a six-pack of tall cans, and we went back to my house to figure out what to do next.

 

So, what did LENS do? He cracked a beer, drank half of it, and said, "Uh, I'm a little burnt out...uh, is it cool if I just kick back over here and rest for a minute?"

 

I said, "Sure, I got some things to do on the comp...I'm ready to roll out whenever you're ready."

 

I spaced out, and a half hour later, LENS is passed out cold....with his shoes on.

 

Now, I decided that since he's a nice guy (and could probably pound me into dust if I pissed him off), I'd let him slide. This time. Around 5:30 in the morning, he wakes up and says, "Oh, shit, it's 5:30!!! What the fuck? Dude, I gotta go," and rolls out. So, now that I know that he's a barrel of fun when he's somewhat incoherent, I may not be as forgiving the next time it happens. So, LENS...consider yourself warned.

 

What should I do if this happens again?

foist.

 

 

 

edit: pee in his butt?

pee in his butt

 

/nohomoo

yea, definately pee in his butt

I think you should clear all that junk off you bed so next time i don't wake up with a can of Marsh indented in my lower back

i bought some marsh today

 

1 qt

maybe you could pour the pee into a super soaker

 

then

commence the rapid pee in butt procedure

sprinkle cayanne pepper under his nose so it gets snorted up there...he will be fucked for a while

OOPS...no, that needed emphasis. I will NOT give LENS Boogie Hands.

what did the Boogie Hands say to the face.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SLAP!

 

I was completely disoriented when i woke up.

I was completely disoriented when i woke up.

 

Yeah, the Marsh can has a tendency to leak when people pass out on top of it.

im gonna go with sewing him to the bed

I can sew really, really fast, too. No...he'd probably run out of the house with the futon still attached to his back.

 

Maybe I'll put some dirty socks over his shoes, and sew them to the cuffs of his jeans. He probably wouldn't notice anything until he got home.

I can sew really, really fast, too. No...he'd probably run out of the house with the futon still attached to his back.

 

Maybe I'll put some dirty socks over his shoes, and sew them to the cuffs of his jeans. He probably wouldn't notice anything until he got home.

butt pee olympics 2007.

 

 

/nohomo

Pour water on the bed then on his lap. Then wake him up with a smack to the face and drag him off the bed screaming "dude you pissed all over my bed!!!! Get the fuck out of here you fucking weirdo!!!" and start shoving him out the door before he has a chance to smell that it's just water.

this is making me nervous...I'm not drinking anymore at your place Shai

fuck your couch nigga. . . were his shoes muddy?

You do realize that this isn't personal, right, LENS?

 

We HAVE to do this. Somebody passed out at the party and ended up covered in shaving cream. Another guy passed out on the front porch, and woke up in the dirt in the front yard with a bunch of trash shoved down his pants and a sunburn.

 

There is a strict code of honor around here involving The Fine Art Of The Beer Elf. This is why I have to drink Sparks....it allows me to stay drunk and awake so I can prank people when I catch them slipping.

Pour water on the bed then on his lap. Then wake him up with a smack to the face and drag him off the bed screaming "dude you pissed all over my bed!!!! Get the fuck out of here you fucking weirdo!!!" and start shoving him out the door before he has a chance to smell that it's just water.

 

 

Best one of them all!

Let boogie hands take care of it!

 

 

 

NO HOMO.

I'd give him a gigantic joker smile with permanent markers..

Shave his eyebrows off, Ive seen it done and its HIlarious

man there is no boogie hands and i can't vote for myself until someone else does...

look again

I want you to tie his shoelaces together and then blast slayer AFTER you have already moved his car around the corner and stuffed a sock in his mouth.

The options are all equally satisfying...sigh...decisions decisions...

I want you to tie his shoelaces together and then blast slayer AFTER you have already moved his car around the corner and stuffed a sock in his mouth.

 

if he wasnt reading this thread hence ruining all the fun. this would be the winnor.

 

somebody needs to actually pee in a butt already.

man have any of you seen the crack whores in front of shai's house?

they be nastier then usual