10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 if you do your a lucky fuck. the nearest store for me i have to drive like 3 minutes and its just a fucking longs. god i miss the days of strolling down the block and getting a 1.25 tall can of mickeys. why is there no fucking liquor stores in yupsterville? LIQUOR STORES ARE A FUCKING NECESSITY. fucking white people. not you LENS, im talking about these kinds of white people, who lobby and protest the opening of liquor stores out of fear black people will congregate in front of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 move near one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Yeah dude I hate when you run out of beer but your too drunk to drive all the way there so your fucked. I need one on my blawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i got a bunch of liquor stores not more then 3 block from my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 move to the ghetto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i live in a city where they cant sell liquor past 12pm but if you cross the bridge which is about 200ft you can buy it at the liquor store. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Boy, I love being a honky in the ghetto...the folks at the all the liquor stores love me. You should move north, the stores here treat everyone nice. Especially if you tell them you know me, but don't ask for credit. Mine's fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 theres this guy who lives in the gutter infront of the liquer store i go to and he askes people for money when they go in and ask for beer when they come out, if he does this to me once more i swear to god i am going to kick his homeless ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 for me, theres about 20 different places to buy booze within a 5-10 min walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i live downtown so theres always a place to grab anything within a 5-10 minute walk. ah yes, downtown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 theres a liqour store about 5 blocks from my place.but im not 21 soo its no good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHITTY ASS FUCK BITCH Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 7-11 4 house and a parking lot down my block ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHITTY ASS FUCK BITCH Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i can skate there in 28.4 seconds run 34.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 they sell liquor at 7/11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 there's about 4 off-licenseses within 60 seconds walk from my flat. london's full of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I havent seen Mickeys around here in awhile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 there's a liquor store or carry out bar on pretty much every corner in my city. people think that's crazy..you can carry out of bars there?? yep but liquor stores must be closeed on sundays so that's the solution i guess. people also get weirded out when they see that nearly every one in the city is encased in bulletproof glass. even all our little bodegas are just alcoves you gotta order your shit from some asian lady who has a little merrygoround hole in the glass to xchg product for money in the worst areas, the carry outs are like that too. every single store, just a hole in the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 in the army and in germany. store is right behind my barracks. a liter of jack for 10 bucks. and the local german place is a five minute walk. yeah i get all kinds of fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Man, at least your neighborhood is safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 The liquor store near my house is high class. I always feel like a scum going in there. They got all kinds of wine from around the world and high class top shelf liquor. Usually I go in a drool around the whiskey section at all the dreamy whiskey I cant afford on my budget. Get some weird imported beer that I cannot pronounce the name of from a country I would have to get a globe out to find. (or when money is down Yeunglings casuse its the only place that sells it) And hurry home to test my new find. I am a beer explorer right now. Oh and this place sells no lotto tickets nor does it have bullet proof glass. They do have a walk in Humidor which sometimes I go in and look at all the high priced cigars. They really look down on me when I go in there with my worn jeans and tattoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Said Fred Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 theres like 4 liquor stores in a 5 minute radius from my house in my city. and the mojority of my city is white but its not your average white people because most white people in my city are lower middle class or just plain middle class so we kind of act black without knowing it and theres one about 10 or 15 minutes in the city next to mine that sells to minors:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 It's all about working class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 and theres one about 10 or 15 minutes in the city next to mine that sells to minors:cool: There was a liquor store that sold liquor to minors every friday night. Most people in town knew about it. Then a month ago, some crackjob followed him home from the store and shot him. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Karma is a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car2nist Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i goto the arabians. and half you kids cant goto no liquor store so stop bluffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 my name has become synonymous with white people? awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 5 blocks for me and then a grocery store 2 blocks away.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim540 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I live above the bar I work at, and I am on such good terms with my boss that EVERYTHING IS FREE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 my name has become synonymous with white people? awesome? Actually Lens<-----12oz embassador to Yellow People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i live in a van down by the river..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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