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"Dude, I've been finding a lot of gay shit on the computer lately. You, uh, wouldn't know anything about that would you?"

"Nah man, some chick sent me a link to that because I didn't believe she was a tranny so I.."

"No, like really. This isn't just one page or one video I'm talking about here. Are you gay? You can tell me if you're gay, you know."

"No dude, I'm not gay. I'm just... fuck man. I'm just into weird porn!"

"No. No, no, no. 'Weird porn' is like peeing and pooping. You know, shitfuck fetishes. We're talking about mutants with tits and cock fucking one another in the ass. What's up with that?"

 

 

(I know someone who actually had this conversation)

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my brother and a friend of his once linked up with some chick at this bar, who (according to them) was pretty banging. she was buying them drinks and feeding them blow all night and everything was peaches, yeah?

 

at the end of the night, she asked them if they both want to head back to her place, to which they both agree.

they get back there are shits on... they start fucking around and my brothers boy has got her shirt off and shit, fucking around with her tits. so my brother goes to pull off her panties....

 

 

AND OUT FLOPS A COCK.

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