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Guest nutsonmychin!

ugh, make me PUKE!!_)!((*!&&^&

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Guest nutsonmychin!

so...

 

ya know how there;s that one food, or smell, or something thats like insta-barf status?

 

right, i just got some pad thai, yum, rolled to one post, and proceeded to try to enjoy lunch, and this fool busts out one of those gnarly huge pickle in a bag things. with like a pint of pickle juice in it and a pickle the size of a babys arm.

 

he eats the pickle and pours the juice into a cup, and drinks it.

 

i fucking hate pickles. i had to look away, i puked in my mouth a little, and couldnt eat.

 

he says, he's the same way about ketchup, if someone's eating ketchup, he will puke.

 

so, im fully armed with some heinz 57 packets and ready to fight back.

 

 

 

 

um..

 

what food makes you barf in your mouth?

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Guest spectr

there was this kid in high school who put manayse on his pizza that was some nasty shit.

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some one took a shit in a 5 gallon bucket at work. I had the pleasure of finding it. It had been in there for a while and the smell was so horrendous. This is the second time in 3 years this has happend.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Peanut Butter, I hate Peanut Butter.

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some one took a shit in a 5 gallon bucket at work. I had the pleasure of finding it. It had been in there for a while and the smell was so horrendous. This is the second time in 3 years this has happend.

 

where do you work at where people take shits in a bucket?

 

Inner city school?

 

Siberian Gulag?

 

Cingular Wireless?

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Guest spectr
"Mayonnaise"

nigga come on i cant spell i went to public school and do graffiti

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not so much food...

 

 

but when people don't bathe regularly/wear some sort of antiperspirant, especially when it's hot outside.

 

:yuck: I could throw up just thinking about it.

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nigga come on i cant spell i went to public school.

 

"can't"

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where do you work at where people take shits in a bucket?

 

Inner city school?

 

Siberian Gulag?

 

Cingular Wireless?

 

construction. I cant wait to be done with this shit either. The pay is okay but the stress on my joints isnt.

 

Dude the shit smell has this intense vinegar smell to it. Its horrid.

 

hahaha i just realized you threw in cingular.

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Guest spectr
yeah.....don't talk to me about cingular

cingular is the devil... i know...

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the smell of tequila

 

and SMASH on that pickle lover ------------- man i love ketchup so nevermind.

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besides catchin a whiff from driving past the poop factory, the worst smell lately was a cooler with water and onions left to bake or steam.. in the hot sun all day. that shit made me twitch. fucked my nose in a way its never been fucked /no nose sex :clown3:

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Guest nutsonmychin!
the smell of tequila

 

and SMASH on that pickle lover ------------- man i love ketchup so nevermind.

 

didnt you buy us all shit tons of patron not too long ago?

 

hahah.

 

you wanted to get me wasted

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