Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Hmmmm.....well, i would....... .....ah fuck it, SMASH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 i thought this thread was going to be about lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 goose you need to send me more hip hoppin songs. STAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 lets have some pain medication and becomes bums who live on memorys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 AHHH The asian on the right looks like conney chung/bobbi lee from mad tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 goose you need to send me more hip hoppin songs. STAT. glikrock. actually i'm dying to send out some new shit and hear some feedback... i can't tho... you gotta wait for the album to drop.... (which is happening) but here's a few lyrical morsels to give you a sense of my marvelous artisitc direction... EARLY BLOOMER "at age 11 left em all behind and crossed the line to manhood/ his underarms began to smell the way that a mans should early bloomer/ grew up fast/ the other kids in class were all talk but no mustache jungle gym king/ little league slugger/ dodge ball dodger/ he wrestled roger cause roger was like, "gary and stephanie sitting in a tree"/ roger was jealous he wasn't first to feel her titties" DUNGEON MASTERS (PART I) "gather round and listen as i conjure up a tale/ if you indulge in hobbit leaf nows a good time to inhale i go by many names my fame will live forever after/ but today you can address me as your fucking dungeon master in a time of evil dragons and magic rings/ princesses with impressive breastices and tragic kings there lived 3 unlikely heros and they searched the land for riches/ i cast a level seven spell of hip hop on you bitches" WTF? "i'll scuba dive and cipher with an octopus and jelly fish we'll rock the ocean floor for days creating tidal waves/ fucked a mermaid in the deep we smoked seaweed and went to sleep i fell in love and i proposed she swam away (and so it goes) i'll hang out with the x-men and they'll know that i am one of them when i dip my dick into/ jean grey she'll know i'm gifted too my mutant strength is penis length and rhymes that give me super stealth so i can sneak/ my superdick inside mystique" I GOT NO GAME WITH THESE BITCHES "all these dames are the same i got no game with these lame hos/ i need a new wardrobe my clothes are too damn old/ been rockin the same jeans/ since i was 18/ this hanes t smells and it doesnt hide my belly well/ what the hell i need some money maybe then the girls will like me i only got one pair of kicks and they aint even nikes hate the clubs where hos be at i'm way to broke to fuck with that sugar and hei hei?/ that shit is gay please believe if i hear black eyed peas get played again i'm bout to flip the fuck out and smack the dj with my heineken you'll find me on the street drinkin a tall can tsing tao for 10 bucks/ instead 80 in that wack club look it i aint hating on this city cause i love it but the only cats who gettin lovin flashin lots of money i can't buy you gucci baby/ that's the truth but if you sex the goose maybe i'll write a song about you i got no game with these bitches/ i never shave/ and i aint rich (shit)" ---------------------------- thats all for now. oh, yo. i painted last weekend. peep. yumla.com -goosecles the philosopher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Holy shit. Those are fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 basically, receiving praise from el mammolito is all i need in my hip hop career to feel like i have acheived my goal. everything else that happens from here on in is just icing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I actually rapped these out loud and they fucking rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 basically' date=' receiving praise from el mammolito is all i need in my hip hop career to feel like i have acheived my goal. everything else that happens from here on in is just icing.[/quote'] I praised your pinkshirt and got no love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Good to know you're alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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