HardyHarHar Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 KALINIKTA BEBE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'll try to stay on the basepaths. Now, see my more godly system. It's an homage to Puritan New England 1st Base: Speaking to the father about the possibility of marriage 2nd Base: Dowry negotiations 3rd: Peck on the lips when the friar says, "You may now kiss the bride." home: makin' babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 try vitamin e for scars. keep it moisturized. no matter what, don't pick at any scabs that form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 ALMOST 1000 EBP! I got kissed last night if that counts for anything, my mommy tucked me in and kissed me on the fore head. Does that count as 1st base? Just playin, I had a fine one spend the night last night although we both got kinda shitty and I passed out on top of her and woke up with my hand in her panties. Sweet I totally got raped I think. Although you can't rape the willing, so I'll leave it as I got taken advantage of, regardless sweet none the less. EBP did you Lens and Shai have a circle jerk last night, I wish I could've cummed. /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Third base" really means' date=' "I stuck my balls in her asshole". Where have you been? Jail, or something?[/quote'] :huh::huh::huh::huh: :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 WELL I WENT AND GOOGLED THAT SHIT FOR MYSELF, so before anyone runs off after obtaining the advice given by 12ozers (with the exception being to apply ruggedness), here's TRUTH: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/05/22/earlyshow/health/main555189.shtml Hydrogen peroxide = BAD Vitamin E = BAD Brick = BAD Whatever the fuck you guys saidIwasntpayingattention = BAD Knowing is half the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 tell me you pee'd in her butt hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 i think that website was made for like 40 year old women from the suburbs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 i think my face was made to be mouth fucked by like 40 year olds from the suburbs.... Really dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 shit, i thought the adult system was more like: 1st base: heavy makeout (including hand and blowjobs one way or another) 2nd base: Sex 3rd base: all the above plus anal. am i the only person on this forum that thinks that any sex for foreplay to do with the ass is sick and wrong?:shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 ALMOST 1000 EBP! I got kissed last night if that counts for anything, my mommy tucked me in and kissed me on the fore head. Does that count as 1st base? Just playin, I had a fine one spend the night last night although we both got kinda shitty and I passed out on top of her and woke up with my hand in her panties. Sweet I totally got raped I think. Although you can't rape the willing, so I'll leave it as I got taken advantage of, regardless sweet none the less. EBP did you Lens and Shai have a circle jerk last night, I wish I could've cummed. /nohomo LOL. I just read this and I laughed alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 am i the only person on this forum that thinks that any sex for foreplay to do with the ass is sick and wrong?:shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead: Looks like. Pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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