Soup BDC Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Couldn't ask for a more perfect night to do so and god was the water temp lovely... having to put [naked] lifeguarding skills into effect when one of the gals dives from the shallow end and hits her head on the bottom, not too keen. How's everybody's friday night!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 you slip in a feel or two while saving her life, i mean fuck you saved her life. Thats the least your entitled to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 tell me you pee'd in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Hah actually... well not intentionally but yeah it happened when i was getting her out of the water. *HAHAHHA edit: this was towards GLIKO. Oh and i told you that story to tell this one (not really but advice is appreciated): Needless to say there was booze involved, and earlier on I hit my face sort of hard against the wall while swimming (another danger of skinnydipping in the dark) and cut open the bridge of my nose. Anyone got advice for dealing with potential scars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 neosporin or whatever that shit is called. I have a pretty big scar on the bridge of my nose from being hit with a brick. But neosporin did take care of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 that's the way to take out glik0. he's not immune to bricks. so, for the kid who said he'd kick your ass in the fight glik0 thread, there ya go. probably better be sure your aim is good. otherwise, you'll probably end up like that dude at the end of war3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 facial scarring is easily dealt with by applying ruggedness. You can wear a scar on your face quite comfortably if you are rugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 rugged like say rwanda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'm not having sex. But, I did need a day to recuperate. All in all, not too bad for a Friday...I went out tonight, for a change. It was....interesting. Yeah....interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 i went swimming for the first time in like 5 years yesterday. I was wearing a swimsuit and i didnt get to cop any feels or save any lives You dont want scars. Toothpaste... i mean you cant remove it either. Leave it on where ever you go. Really whats worse. people staring at the toothpaste on ya nose or a scar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 mederma is great for scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 um....hydrogen peroxide always works for removing scars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 scars make you look like a total badass. especially acne scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 mederma is great for scars. mederma for kids, its mild for that soft skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 people actually came to my crib for once. tried to get with this girl, but.... Virgin. only 3rd base. ;) ;) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 What the fuck is thirdbase? If you got something you should just be like, oh the bitch licked my asshole, or whatever third base is. We're all big boys and girls, no need for the coded bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Third base" really means, "I stuck my balls in her asshole". Where have you been? Jail, or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 One time at band camp, we were going skinny dipping and so me and my friends decided to go down to the water and it was kind of cold and so we just went and it was like really late at night and there was no moon and so then my friend let me us her shower and it was really nice and stuff. edit: I just made this up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 1st base = kiss 2nd = hand job 3rd = oral thought this was common knowledge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Thanks for clearing that up "Skilla." It can be embarassing when chick says, "Hey you want to go to third base?" and you're all getting down on all fours thinking "third base" means strap-on with a reacharound. Oh, and you missed "popping out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Yeah well what the fuck? If you got some dome don't tell me you got to "thirdbase", just be like, "Eh EBP I fucked that bitches voicebox." Nahimeanmayne? G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 1st base = kiss 2nd = hand job 3rd = oral thought this was common knowledge? shit, i thought the adult system was more like: 1st base: heavy makeout (including hand and blowjobs one way or another) 2nd base: Sex 3rd base: all the above plus anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 BTW, saw Strangers with Candy. Lovely little film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 shit, i thought the adult system was more like: 1st base: heavy makeout (including hand and blowjobs one way or another) 2nd base: Sex 3rd base: all the above plus anal. I'm confused. If you're grabbing ass on first base then I thought the infield would move in to try to force a double play. So then if you're batted in from first base, homeplate is double penetration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 you are confused indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 No, I think you've just confused things by leaving out home plate. Home plate is essential to the game of baseball. You can't just end on third with anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 oh shit, you're right. As i'm not american i didnt relate baseball with the whole thing we're talking about...i just thought of bases as stages, you know. Anyway, my confusion is over. Time to solve yours, dp shouldnt be included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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