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SKINNYDIPPING IS DANGEROUS, SON!

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Couldn't ask for a more perfect night to do so and god was the water temp lovely... having to put [naked] lifeguarding skills into effect when one of the gals dives from the shallow end and hits her head on the bottom, not too keen.

 

How's everybody's friday night!?

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you slip in a feel or two while saving her life, i mean fuck you saved her life.

 

Thats the least your entitled to.

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Hah actually... well not intentionally but yeah it happened when i was getting her out of the water.

*HAHAHHA edit: this was towards GLIKO.

 

 

Oh and i told you that story to tell this one (not really but advice is appreciated):

Needless to say there was booze involved, and earlier on I hit my face sort of hard against the wall while swimming (another danger of skinnydipping in the dark) and cut open the bridge of my nose. Anyone got advice for dealing with potential scars?

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neosporin or whatever that shit is called. I have a pretty big scar on the bridge of my nose from being hit with a brick. But neosporin did take care of it.

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that's the way to take out glik0. he's not immune to bricks.

so, for the kid who said he'd kick your ass in the fight glik0 thread,

there ya go. probably better be sure your aim is good.

otherwise, you'll probably end up like that dude at the end of war3

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facial scarring is easily dealt with by applying ruggedness.

You can wear a scar on your face quite comfortably if you are rugged.

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I'm not having sex. But, I did need a day to recuperate.

 

All in all, not too bad for a Friday...I went out tonight, for a change. It was....interesting. Yeah....interesting.

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i went swimming for the first time in like 5 years yesterday. I was wearing a swimsuit

and i didnt get to cop any feels or save any lives

 

You dont want scars. Toothpaste... i mean you cant remove it either. Leave it on where ever you go. Really whats worse. people staring at the toothpaste on ya nose or a scar

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people actually came to my crib for once. tried to get with this girl, but.... Virgin. only 3rd base. ;) ;) ;)

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What the fuck is thirdbase? If you got something you should just be like, oh the bitch licked my asshole, or whatever third base is. We're all big boys and girls, no need for the coded bullshit.

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"Third base" really means, "I stuck my balls in her asshole". Where have you been? Jail, or something?

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One time at band camp, we were going skinny dipping and so me and my friends decided to go down to the water and it was kind of cold and so we just went and it was like really late at night and there was no moon and so then my friend let me us her shower and it was really nice and stuff.

 

edit: I just made this up

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Thanks for clearing that up "Skilla." It can be embarassing when chick says, "Hey you want to go to third base?" and you're all getting down on all fours thinking "third base" means strap-on with a reacharound.

 

Oh, and you missed "popping out"

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Yeah well what the fuck? If you got some dome don't tell me you got to "thirdbase", just be like, "Eh EBP I fucked that bitches voicebox."

 

Nahimeanmayne?

 

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1st base = kiss

 

2nd = hand job

 

3rd = oral

 

 

thought this was common knowledge?

 

shit, i thought the adult system was more like:

 

1st base: heavy makeout (including hand and blowjobs one way or another)

 

2nd base: Sex

 

3rd base: all the above plus anal.

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