FunktionOne Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'm trying to write an essay for school, it has to be a descriptive essay with a clear thesis statement. I was gonna do it about chinese food (relating to the ordering process, and also that I used to work at a chinese restranuant) but, I can't seem to think of a good one sentence statement from that. No politics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Although I used to work at a chinese restaurant and know the difficulty of the ordering process, I still went to a graffiti forum to ask about what thesis statement to use, because I have no clue what I am doing." you dont even have to put me in your bibliography! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Girl I would like to pee in that butt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I like to have a question in my thesis statement. I'm not sure what it is, but it brings flavor (much like awesome chinese food) to the paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 awwww, you guys make me smile.. now don't you see the power of our collective brain power!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Although there is a strong belief that chinese food is prone to have dog(Canis lupus familiaris) or cat (Felis catus) is featured prominently in chinese food, but in fact, ferrets (Mustela putorius furo) are actually a member of the weasel family." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Although there is a strong belief that chinese food is prone to have dog(Canis lupus familiaris) or cat (Felis catus) is featured prominently in chinese food' date=' but in fact, ferrets (Mustela putorius furo) are actually a member of the weasel family."[/quote'] Perfect!! Sounds like the making of an A+ paper to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "evidence that i am a moron" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 http://www.mla.org douchbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Who is a douche? I'm a boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 why small children make the best bbq. include a few recipies for some filler, talk about how fast food makes the kids tastier. etc etc you will get a A+ with no problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Here's a thesis statement: "Today, kids are so lazy and unimaginative that when you tell them to make up a thesis statement on anything they want, they will go to random internet message boards and ask the lowest of the low to provide them with this statement. In my paper, I will lay out just how depressing and generic the culture of learning has become in the United States of America (USA)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I still win with mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Why Is There Air?" "What Is Green?" "Where Is Here?" "Are You Gay, Or Just Happy To See Me?" "How Do You Do It?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'm trying to write an essay for school' date=' it has to be a descriptive essay with a clear thesis statement. I was gonna do it about chinese food (relating to the ordering process, and also that I used to work at a chinese restranuant) but, I can't seem to think of a good one sentence statement from that. No politics[/quote'] what the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 I think I'm gonna loose the whole chinese food thing and go with somethin more traditional.. I'm burned out (that's not the statement, I'm just sick of thinking about it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "The evolution of my vagina wasnt meant to be" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "I CAAAANT UNDERSTAAAAAND YOUUU, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRYYYYYYYY." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 hahaha at ferm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 A descriptive essay on chinese food? Is this for 6th or 7th grade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Boy, I sure did learn a lot working for the Chinese at the restaurant. It weren't China, but it was damn near close." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Boy' date=' I sure did learn a lot working for the Chinese at the restaurant. It weren't China, but it was damn near close."[/quote'] I like it, the whole chinese food thing was really just an shot at being different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 USE THAT ONE THEN. VERBATIM. FOR SERIOUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulkamania Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "ching ching chong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 why spectr is the only person drinking the 12pack in his fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 "Who Fucking Cares?" There's a good one. I want half credit. GIVE IT TO ME NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 why spectr is the only person drinking the 12pack in his fridge. It's because you're a fucking lazy hippie. Get over here, I bought some Sparks, goddammit. Let's break things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 It's because you're a fucking lazy hippie. Get over here' date=' I bought some Sparks, goddammit. Let's break things.[/quote'] your house is the wrong direction and i need to be up there around 5ish so i would get to your house then we would just leave right afterwords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Oh...so should I send the waaahhmbulance to come get you? Nigga, you called ME. I'm just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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