TinCan Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Yo so Clerks 2 comes out today and the papers (Philly Weekly and City Paper) ripped Mr. Smith a new asshole. I'm gonna see this after work, I mean c'mon this movie's gotta be worth something, I'm expecting it to be downright hilarious, especially the mexican donkey sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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D3N53one Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 It's interesting to note that, as Kevin Smith has changed and matured as a filmmaker, he has elected to close the circle and look back from a perspective of a dozen years at the movie that put him on the indie map, Clerks. Clerks II is a direct sequel to that movie, albeit one that transpires a decade later - the first such movie Smith has done (although many of his films have featured cameos by characters from other pictures). It feels both the same as and different from its predecessor: the same, in that the script is constructed around a truckload of nearly X-rated gags, and different, in that Smith is peddling a message. http://www.movie-reviews.colossus.net/movies/c/clerks2.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 message----> movie sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Yo so Clerks 2 comes out today and the papers (Philly Weekly and City Paper) ripped Mr. Smith a new asshole. but you have to think about what movie critics label as a "good movie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I wanna see what those dudes have to say about Episodes I, II, and III, as well as Lord of the Rings and whatever else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinCan Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 yeah boogie this film is probably great, in film critic school they teach them these things that only they know and I never will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 hahah, film critic school.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm down for this movie...it looks decent enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RumPuncher Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 apparently a huge theme to the movie is that being a slacker in your 20s might have seemed cool at the time, but staying a slacker into your 30s is just a little depressing. I'm sure Kevin Smith can handle the maturation of the characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinCan Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'd like to pee in rosario dawson's butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm going to see it tonight too, I also heard that its the funniest movie since wedding crashers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 believe i will see this on monday. maybe tuesday. during the day so the ghetto's wont ruin the experience, and before wednesday because thats when my wisdom teeth come out. and i would like to see it sober first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 wait, wedding crashers was funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 believe i will see this on monday. maybe tuesday. during the day so the ghetto's wont ruin the experience, and before wednesday because thats when my wisdom teeth come out. and i would like to see it sober first. go see it right after the tooth comes out. make sure they give you the gas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 this makes me think of eating ass? do you guys find that gross? i dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 apparently a huge theme to the movie is that being a slacker in your 20s might have seemed cool at the time, but staying a slacker into your 30s is just a little depressing. I'm sure Kevin Smith can handle the maturation of the characters. i thought you said masturbation for a second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Kevin Smith said that this is the funniest movie he's ever been apart of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 go see it right after the tooth comes out. make sure they give you the gas! my ass is getting put under. 5 teeth are coming out. no way in hell will i be anywhere near coherant for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 never even saw clerks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 they're not gay they are hobbits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koerlonious Jackson Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Pain pill prescription----->drive-in-------->40oz------>Clerks2.. It should be a great movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 the movie was great they kind of over did it with the toilet humor, but none the less i laughed a lot. thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Kevin smiths movies are worthless most of the time. Clerks was hilarious. Dogma was awesome. I used to like mallrats, then I watched it again once I was not 11, and realized its cheesey and not even funny to begin with. Jay and silent bob strike back was terrible. He's really not all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=263 peep this, they were talkin about this on opie and anthony show on wensday when kevin smith was theyre.They actually got joel on the phone, and kevin went off, and the whole conversation joel didnt even know he was talkin to kevin smith until he said " i give kevin smith all the respect and if he is listening i want him to know that" and then everyone went OFF abusing this guy on air, it was golden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 link to the show http://www.viewaskew.com/kevin/joelsiegel.mp3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 THIS MOVIE WAS THE TITS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Pillowpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 i thought this was hilarious. gotta say i went into it thinking it was going to suck, figuring a sequel would never work. it was rediculously funny, and aside from a few references the characters made about shit taking place ten years previous, it doesn't have that sequel feeling. - porch monkey 4 life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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