boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i found this pretty funny because i hate "mac people" so much. i dont really hate them. just dont gloat about how great macs are because honestly, anyone who isnt using a mac probably doesnt give enough of a shit about computers to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 google oner jocks my posts like its the last one im ever going to make. ease the fuck off dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 You're all living in computer land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 the Absolute Relief add from that photoshop contest was the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 i have no idea what youre talking about key. you should post it up if you have it. here is a nerdy wikipedia entry to really top off this thread.... Series of tubes is a term coined by United States Senator Ted Stevens, a Republican from Alaska, describing the Internet in a June 28, 2006 speech about network neutrality. Stevens was criticizing a proposed amendment to a bill in the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation which would have disallowed ISPs from charging fees to give some companies faster Internet access: "They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material... Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet [sic] was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?" full entry here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 youre right. that is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I read that full article a couple weeks ago. Rediculous. It's amazing how fucked the internet is going to become. I like series of tubes. Especially when they aren't crowded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 here. im just going to pour on the nerdiness like its chipotle tabasco on a turkey sandwich. here is kevin smith telling a halarous story about writing a scripts for the superman movie. its long but worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i've been reading good reviews of clerks II I been tellin people he would get this one right, but no one listens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 I read that full article a couple weeks ago. Rediculous. It's amazing how fucked the internet is going to become. you know when you talk to older people and they tell you crazy stories about driving around their town with all their friends and a quart of whiskey on a friday night? our stories about the internet are going to be just as outrageous sounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 ^ its sad because its true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I remember the days of 28.8 dial-ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 14.4 baud right here on an old 3.1 thinkpad... commander keen like whoa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i could make jokes about roman history. i could do this in latin, or ancient greek even. or is that too nerdy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i could go along with you in latin. if i remember enough of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 SEMPER UBI SUB UBI- try that shit on for size. i can do more later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 jokes about roman history would be awsome. make it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 si potes hoc legere, nimium paedagogium habes- not sure about the last word, but it's a great t-shirt real jokes to come as soon as i think up some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 why did Julius Caeser dedicate the temple of his eponymous forum, built in 47 BC, to Mars? answer: he had Ultorior motives! (if you get that, join me in killing myself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 why did the blind man drive his chariot down the road from rome to Campania? answer: because that's the Appian way! (if you get this, see my previous joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 hahahhaha. thats way, way too much dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i found this pretty funny because i hate "mac people" so much. i dont really hate them. just dont gloat about how great macs are because honestly, anyone who isnt using a mac probably doesnt give enough of a shit about computers to care. yeah I read fark too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 why were the roman senators mad when Caligula's horse, incitatus, became one of them? answer: the neighs always outnumber the yay's. (that one's a little easier) The unprecedented period of peace that thrived under Augustus, allowed the meteoric rise of what ancient upscale retailer? Answer: Sacks Romana i can also cleverly rhyme the name of any emperor, except for Pupienus (pronounced poopy anus), which needs no added humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 edit my first joke: that was, of course, Augustus Caeser; the temple was devoted to the revenge of Caeser's murder which would make the date 30 or 31 BC, maybe even 27, whatever. sloppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 ^ whoa..... that's a pre-internet level of nerdness. Latin class jokes. wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 always wear under wear (where)* huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Damnit skilla beat me to it. That was definitely the fav phrase of class. I'm at work, but ill rap latin with ya later. I have been thinking of getting back into it. I tried to sign up for an intermediate class last semester, but scheduling didnt work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 yeah I read fark too. is this a dig or something? i dont get it.... < not a fark reader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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