Big Rummy's Date Auctions

 



 

 

A dinner / movie with Jessica Alba and one 'accidental' boob graze

 

STARTING BID: $100,000

 

 



 

Prom Night with Elisha Cuthbert, and you can gran the ass during 'Stairway to Heaven'

 

STARTING BID : $60,000

 



 

Movie Premiere with ScarJo, and your hands might touch in the popcorn

 

STARTING BID: $80,000

 



 

All you can eat buffet with Star Jones, and she'll let do anything. Any-thing

 

STARTING BID: $19.95

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLACE

YOUR

BIDS

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$20, for the black broad.

way to raise the bid by $0.05

 

you're a high roller now!

whats the "mustache ride" upgrade on the jessica alba date going to cost me?

to uprgrade from an 'accidental' brush of the boob to a mustace ride?

 

 

I'll bid a million bucks and the hope diamond just to see some curlies.

Nah fuck paying for Alba, I'll just have sex with her internet photos.

This wasn't funny............

no. that really wasnt.

woah.,

 

where's the mens?

 

 

i'd pay $20 for him

you like dirt bags... (or Diggity)

what good would that faggot do for anyone? can he move your couche? could he stomp a gang of dudes out for hollaring at you in a crude mannor?could he help your dad lay concrete in the back yard? man that dudes a fucking pussy straight up.

 

 

Go eat a sandwich you sack of starving monkey shit....

No, but he can "be there" for you and support you when you most need it.

how bout i give you 2 cents for print outs and some ky jelly. and 25 cents for some time in your bathroom.

woah.,

 

where's the mens?

 

 

i'd pay $20 for him

 

I liked him in "Y tu mama tambien". That movie was way better than Brokeback Mountain.

I'm sure if he takes off his shirt, dude can hella lay concete like you wouldn't believe.

^haha.....awesome

they only thing that fag has ever laid has been DUDES!

who is that guy anyway.

 

Looks like me xcept he tries to look like how I feel

(stressed, desperate, ready to fuck)

 

edit: /no homo

Hes a spanish actor, I forget the name though.

CHILLIN LIKE THE SCARECROW LOOKIN FOR SOME BRAIN!!! YO I'M BIDDING 30 DOLLARS ON STAR B, IMA GET THAT BITCH PREGNANT AND BE MADE IN THE SHADE ON SOME KFED.

i bid of $85,000 on ScarJo, but when we go get tape ups together shes paying for the hair cuts

uhmm im scared star jones would eat me.

uhmm im scared star jones would eat me.

 

she swallowed my leg whole like an eggroll

I talked to your girl last night, def.

$20 for the fatbitch.

 

Only if we go to oldcountrybuffet tho....and she sits on the other side of the restaurant.

fuck OCB.. shoney's is where its at.. as long as its the breakfast buffet.

i dont think we have shoneys here.

 

 

damn you and your massive food options! (but no potbellys, hahaa)

pshh.. i got macaroni grill with in walking distance. thats whats really hood.

 

I'll bid $50 and i'll throw in my pumas.

or so you think dehy....