RumPuncher Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Big Rummy's Date Auctions A dinner / movie with Jessica Alba and one 'accidental' boob graze STARTING BID: $100,000 Prom Night with Elisha Cuthbert, and you can gran the ass during 'Stairway to Heaven' STARTING BID : $60,000 Movie Premiere with ScarJo, and your hands might touch in the popcorn STARTING BID: $80,000 All you can eat buffet with Star Jones, and she'll let do anything. Any-thing STARTING BID: $19.95 PLACE YOUR BIDS -NOW- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 $20, for the black broad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 way to raise the bid by $0.05 you're a high roller now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 whats the "mustache ride" upgrade on the jessica alba date going to cost me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 to uprgrade from an 'accidental' brush of the boob to a mustace ride? I'll bid a million bucks and the hope diamond just to see some curlies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Nah fuck paying for Alba, I'll just have sex with her internet photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 This wasn't funny............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 no. that really wasnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 woah., where's the mens? i'd pay $20 for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 you like dirt bags... (or Diggity) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 what good would that faggot do for anyone? can he move your couche? could he stomp a gang of dudes out for hollaring at you in a crude mannor?could he help your dad lay concrete in the back yard? man that dudes a fucking pussy straight up. Go eat a sandwich you sack of starving monkey shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 No, but he can "be there" for you and support you when you most need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 how bout i give you 2 cents for print outs and some ky jelly. and 25 cents for some time in your bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 woah., where's the mens? i'd pay $20 for him I liked him in "Y tu mama tambien". That movie was way better than Brokeback Mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm sure if he takes off his shirt, dude can hella lay concete like you wouldn't believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 ^haha.....awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 they only thing that fag has ever laid has been DUDES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 who is that guy anyway. Looks like me xcept he tries to look like how I feel (stressed, desperate, ready to fuck) edit: /no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Hes a spanish actor, I forget the name though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 CHILLIN LIKE THE SCARECROW LOOKIN FOR SOME BRAIN!!! YO I'M BIDDING 30 DOLLARS ON STAR B, IMA GET THAT BITCH PREGNANT AND BE MADE IN THE SHADE ON SOME KFED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i bid of $85,000 on ScarJo, but when we go get tape ups together shes paying for the hair cuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 uhmm im scared star jones would eat me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 uhmm im scared star jones would eat me. she swallowed my leg whole like an eggroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I talked to your girl last night, def. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 $20 for the fatbitch. Only if we go to oldcountrybuffet tho....and she sits on the other side of the restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 fuck OCB.. shoney's is where its at.. as long as its the breakfast buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i dont think we have shoneys here. damn you and your massive food options! (but no potbellys, hahaa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 pshh.. i got macaroni grill with in walking distance. thats whats really hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'll bid $50 and i'll throw in my pumas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 or so you think dehy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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