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can the WEEKEND start now?

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yeah I know it's only thursday night,

but sometimes you gotta get a jump on it







FRIDAY


- go to work early (to get out early)

- get a nice paycheck

- buy some essentials (like RUM!)

- go to some house party thing that I dont want to go to

(it's my girl's friend who still lives with the parents. who has a party at their parents house?)

- resist temptation to steal things like the old days of 'parents are gone' parties

- bail out and go see Dj Sneak play in some warehouse

- dance, party, do dirty things to the girl

 

SATURDAY

- go shopping for a normal pair of swim trunks. I'm sick of board shorts

- ride the hammock, try to get some sun

- house warming at the girl's new pad

- get all those jokers out of her house and go hit a bar

- drunk and disorderly

 

SUNDAY

- probably ride the motorcycle somewhere

- take it easy for all the sinners out there

 

 

 

 

BONUS+



You can only have one ________ for the rest of your life, so you'll take : _________

 

You can only have one Rock Band for the rest of your life, so you'll take : The Stones

You can only have one Genre of Music for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Blues

You can only have one Movie for the rest of your life, so you'll take : The Big Lebowski

You can only have one Book Series for the rest of your life, so you'll take : The Dark Tower

You can only have one Website for the rest of your life, so you'll take : ahahaha.... PG?

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I already tried tracking down the little assholes.... but no luck.

Some crackhead told me they saw someone buy it and ride off.

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I'm Partying from Saturday till Tuesday (DETO's 23rd Birthday!)

 

 

 

 

BONUS+

 

You can only have one ________ for the rest of your life, so you'll take : _________

 

You can only have one Rock Band for the rest of your life, so you'll take : The Stones

You can only have one Genre of Music for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Blues

You can only have one Movie for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Zoolander

You can only have one Book Series for the rest of your life, so you'll take : ummm...

You can only have one Website for the rest of your life, so you'll take : myspace

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...and i'm gonna go watch Clerks II sometime in there.

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FRIDAY

 

- go to work leave at noon



- get a ok paycheck





 

 

- watch a movie in a friends backyard (smellOvision)



 

 

SATURDAY

 

 

- going away party for friends



 

 

SUNDAY

 

 

- go to the zoo

- pack boxes and prepare to move out by the end of the month





 

 

 







 

 



 

 

You can only have one trail mix for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Planters Fruit & Nut

 

 

You can only have one hobby for the rest of your life, so you'll take : carving

 

 

You can only have one hand for the rest of your life, so you'll take : right for sure

 

 

You can only have one beer for the rest of your life, so you'll take : weinstephan

BONUS+
You can only have one fruit for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Pink lady apples




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okay

 

friday

-work 7-4

-nap

-probably eat a burrito or a sandwhich

-get drunk for the first time in 5 days

 

saturday

-maybe go downtown, but doubtful

-same as friday, minus j-o-b

 

sunday

-nothing

 

monday

-1$ beer night

 

BONUS

-I cant even wrap my head around that shit right now

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THis afternoon,

 

get through woirk as painlessly until it's free beer time.

Free beers

then out for chinese to discuss business with some and get plastered.

 

wake up earlyish

house hunting till two.

lunch with half brother

then (shudder) babysitting my niece for a few hours and I knoiw that's gonna fuck everything else up

 

go paint something hopefully or sunday session at the pub.

 

One band guess coldplay or something like it.

Genre hip hop

movie- fuck knows

books fuck knows

website ;it BBC.co.uk/news or (shudder) 12oz

 

i spend waay too much time on here

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Friday:

 

- do some responsible type shit during the day

- party at my brother's place

- make moves on a girl I like, then get rejected (I just KNOW she's not interested, but I gotta try)

 

Saturday:

 

- play baseball

- bbq at my buddy's new place, maybe

- we'll see

 

Sunday:

 

- watch TV all day, all night

 

 

 

 

You can only have one Rock Band for the rest of your life, so you'll take : The Stones, sure

 

You can only have one Genre of Music for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Rap music, but I really these questions.

 

You can only have one Movie for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Platoon

 

You can only have one Book Series for the rest of your life, so you'll take : I'll say the Three Musketeers, and the four books that followed. I hate this question, too.

 

You can only have one Website for the rest of your life, so you'll take : the 12

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I already tried tracking down the little assholes.... but no luck.

Some crackhead told me they saw someone buy it and ride off.

 

All right, just send me some teeth and the weekend starts...

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

NOW!

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sick no work

should be at work

 

 

some lame graffiti jam....might not go because i have bronchitis

 

 

 

 

hang out with ol lady all weekend and study for exam on tuesday

 

 

 

and one last thing

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'M FUCKING WASTED ON NYQIL!

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some lame graffiti jam....might not go because i have bronchitis

 

 

 

oh yeah.... that's this weekend. water keeps leaving flyers for it all over the office.

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FRIDAY



- get some money back from wachovia. score. boogie hands 1 - wachovia 25

- coast through the work day

- force myself to go to the gym even though id rather not today

- holy shit key....that party sounds hella gay

- hang out with my buddy and drink on the back porch while listening to turbonegro

 

SATURDAY

- sleep the fuck in

- go for a run

- do some work for some friends and earn a bit of extra money

- ask myself why i thought it was a good idea to commit myself to a $2,500 tattoo

- im going to say im not drinking and just going to bed but we all know thats bullshit

 

SUNDAY

- girl back in town

- clerks II with a bunch of friends

- cook a nice meal and go to bed

 

 

 

 

BONUS+



You can only have one ________ for the rest of your life, so you'll take : _________

 

You can only have one Pair of Shoes for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Reebok Classics

You can only have one Genre of Music for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Experimental Metal

You can only have one Movie for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Begotten

You can only have one Liquor for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Vox

You can only have one Pair of Jeans for the rest of your life, so you'll take : my 3 year old Banana Republic jeans that look and feel better than most of the $200 denim ive tried on.





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yes... the part might be 'hella gay' but I'm already in trouble for trying to duck out of it.

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yeah.

 

she set me up on this one.

She ask me once if I want to go and I say 'suuuure'.

then she asks me again the next day and I think that's becasuse she doesn't want to go,

but it's really just to see if I'd change my mind. whoops..... rummy's in hot water again.

 

so now I have to go, and I have to enjoy it. I just hope there's no parents around.

at least there will be some good food to eat and a fully stocked bar.

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Today: Tons of work, looking to have a couple of beers at lunch. Not sure what's happening tonight.

 

Tomorrow: Meet up at 9 AM with the same crew (coworkers) I went to el Yunque with last week. Head over to a relatively unaccessible river to do some heavy hiking, bouldering, and cliff diving. If I'm not completely pooped by the end of the day, maybe head to Old San Juan for a few drinks.

 

Day After Tomorrow: Hit up Playa Montones on the northwest. Ill beachstyles, drinking, live music, the works. At night, head back to Shannan's, probably the best bar in PR. Get wasted.

 

Day After the Day After Tomorrow: Hit up Lago Dos Bocas, a lake smack in the center of PR. Lounge and cruise all day on floaty things. I'm pretty sure I'll be exhausted by the past three days, so it'll be straight passout styles when I get home.

 

Day After the Day After the Day After Tomorrow: Day of rest and comfort. I spent an entire day last weekend making myself some speaker adapters for my car cause I couldn't find them anywhere and didn't want to spend time and money ordering them online. If I find the necessary screws I need to fix them in place, I'll be working on those. Otherwise it's hammocks, ice cream, and Ninja Gaiden, god knows in what order.



 

 

BONUS+



 

You can only have one Movie Monster for the rest of your life, so you'll take : alien warriors from Aliens

You can only have one Magazine for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Wired

You can only have one Free Cereal Toy for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Those sticky octopus thingies you could throw at a wall and watch them crawl down.

You can only have one Useless Video Game Peripheral for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Power Glove

You can only have one Cigar for the rest of your life, so you'll take : Cuban Montecristo No. 2





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that sucks key. you really have to just be honest from the get go. its better to have her try and convice you to go as opposed to jumping into the situation youre in now.

 

and mams, in the future, please refrain from posting your weekend plans. i think we would all appreciate it.

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that sucks key. you really have to just be honest from the get go. its better to have her try and convice you to go as opposed to jumping into the situation youre in now.

 

 

that's exactly why I'm in trouble.

 

if she told me 'we're going to this thing' I'd say 'sure, let's go'

but she gave me the option of backing out and I got in shit for doing it.

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