"inkie" Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 now read carefully: this when works best when the victim is hungover or at least over tired. go get some of those poppers that bang on contact. put them on the inside of every drawer in his or her room. if you do it right, the popper will go off everytime he closes a drawer. this will piss the shit out of them and increase the headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 dump a half jar apple sauce in his underware while he is passed out. when he wakes and feels it, the fear will automaticlly make his nose not allow him to smell. he'll take one look and have no fucking clue what came out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 My roommate and I had a good lil prank war. We're both good friends, so none of that toothbrush in that toilet or cum in the shampoo shit...I'd knock his teeth out if he did that to me... Anyway what he did to me: Put a bunch of playboys in my record crate (so while I'm DJ'ing w/ mad groupies all over I'm pulling out pictures form SWANK and gay dudes n shit)...maybe you had to be there. Stole my cell phone and called ex-girls telling them I miss them (I was pissed..got some psychos) Put a gay flag ticker on my bumper, took me a week before I noticed Finally, I went out of town for a weekend and when I got back I had 20 gold fish swimming around in my bath-tub, complete w/ little castle and a thing of fish food. What I dod back: Switched the covers on all on his school/library books, so he returned/read the wrong book...whatever switched his box spring and mattress then remade the bed. He came home from a double shift and jumped on that metal-spring/wooden shit, ha His raw fish all over his room, behind pictures, on ceiling fan blades, etc...But he was a heavy smoker so his room already stunk....shit just dried up and he never knew until I pointed out how nasty it was After he put the gay sticker on my car I left a men searching men post on craigs list w/ his cell phone number. Homos started blowing him up at work, leaving nasty messages..nasty shit we did lots more, but I forget most of 'em The gay flag prank I pulled on hella hicks that went to my HS funny thing about that is not many people look at there bumper so that shit normally rocks until someone tells them. Funny stuff none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 ok.. email, AIM, MSN whatever... link them to any or all of these.. www.meatspin.com www.bagslap.com www.thepounder.com http://www.motherman.com www.mudfall.com theres more. but thats what i can remember off the top of my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 meet craigslist.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 throw the drunk into their car without the keys...then siranwrap the shit out of the ride so the doors cant open....itd be funnier if the person was naked...you can siran wrap peeps to anything beds couches chairs etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 DUCT TAPE IS YOUR FRIEND!!!! -when hes not in the room, go onto his computer, go to google and find the gayest, nastiest picture you can find. preferabbly a herpes infested vagina or something. cover it with your hand so you dont have to see, but clickyl right click and put SET AS BACKGROUND. then cover his desktop with a internet window or someshit. when he gets back from class or whatever he will sit down at his computer, exit the window, and have a nice herpes vagina in his face. -put up a fake add on craigslist with gay subjcet matter. put his phone number as the reply -when hes in the shower, get a few friends and throw peanut butter, crushed up crackers, cold water, etc all over the top of the shower window. (my roomate got pretty pissed about this, stormed out of the bathroom half naked with the shower support beam and started smashing shit in our room and putting holes in the walls) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 plant drugs in his suitcase next time he goes to take a flight. make sure its something like 60 baggies of herion. also plant directions on how to make bombs a copy of the koran and picture of osama bin laden with my hero writter on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 yeah' date=' stumble in one night and pee on your roomate's floor. That'll be sure to get 'm back.[/quote'] I did this...Not intentionally, but done nevertheless.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 plant drugs in his suitcase next time he goes to take a flight. make sure its something like 60 baggies of herion. also plant directions on how to make bombs a copy of the koran and picture of osama bin laden with my hero writter on it. awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 oh yeah i thought of a few more. get all his personal information then apply for credit cards. get them sent to a p.o. box so he doesnt get to see em when they come. go on a spending spree online for sex toys, and get them sent to his girls house, just make sure its the most fucked up things you can find. get him a subscription to nambla plant kiddie porn in his room and tip the cops off that he might be a child molester. get your younger brother or sister to tell the police they molested them. get some nasty prostitute to have sex with them when they are shitfaced so they get a bunch of std's. get em addicted to crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 fun prank but messy when yer roommate is taking a shower take sneak in and grab his towel (dark color works best put a couple packs of blue or green kool aid powder on the towel put it back in the bathroom when they get out of the showerthey grab the towel and get a major stain a way to be sure they get covered well is do the same as above but rush them to get out of the shower like yell fire or just something crazy and they will not be thinking and will grab the towel real fast and it will cover them faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 . Hahaha I saw D38 post this on her MySpace bulletin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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