Slick Rex Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 So a couple of weeks ago, i got wasted and ended up being the first one to pass out. My roommates decided to play a joke and Antique me. so ever since then ive been looking for some payback and better pranks.............any suggestions???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 dont pass out so early ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 yeah, stumble in one night and pee on your roomate's floor. That'll be sure to get 'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 ohh man worst!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 wow....some of these are BRUTAL! especially the one guy with the shaving cream/cig butt crown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 but as for your roomate, well, consider setting his room on fire.... ha ha, laughs for days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 didnt dave chappelle do a stand up bit about this....about how white people fuck with you when your sleeping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 take a dump on their face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 grind up his parents, make him some chili, put his parents in the chili and watch him eat it. then laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 grind up his parents' date=' make him some chili, put his parents in the chili and watch him eat it. then laugh.[/quote'] DUDE YOU ARE SOOOOO BUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNED!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 shave your sack gather all the pubes and carefully place them in the end of your roommate's shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 roadkill between mattress and boxspring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Said Fred Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Becks sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Becks sucks it sucks ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 you should do that on thing from ebaums. its called like the atomic sit up and your supposed to get some one and tell them to do a sit up with you holding their head down with like a bandana or something then someone else puts their ass right in the sit up persons face . then you let go of the bandana ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 vomit then funnel the puke into their shampoo/condition/facewash/bodysoap etc. hopefully the bottles aren't clear. also could work with piss or shit(if runny enough). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 ^^^This should only be done when ending a friendship permanently. Originally for asdjk1, edited to include both above posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Some of you kids make me worry. I'm going to check the inside of my shoes first thing, and then I'm going to figure out once and for all what that stink of rotting carcass is around my bed. I've got the ultimate "prank" to get back your room mate. Hang out with him, smoke some pot, have a drink, and when you're feeling kind of goofy make a few prank phone calls. Then dial up his Dad pass him the phone and tell him it's this asshole that you used to work with. Keep a straight face and tell him to just start yelling when dude picks up the phone. To further foolproof this one, you'll want to get Dad's number and enter it into your phone as "Ben Rube" so as he won't see the number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 ^hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 LOL^^ thats classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 yeah' date=' stumble in one night and pee on your roomate. That'll be sure to get 'm back.[/quote'] re-edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 get a bunch of black permemant markers and wait till he passes out and color his whole body a tuxedo in the morning go in the bathroom first and scrup the toilet with his thoothbrush get gorilla glue or any type of very strong glue, and glue his cellphone,wallet and other stuff to his celling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLOODVOMIT 666 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 One night I watched a buddy of mine super glue our wasted passed out friends hands like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 stab one while their sleeping,it wil show your alpha maleness around the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 put paper dots like the ones in a hole puncher in there ac in the car (put alot in each one) and when they start it up it will blow right in their face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 serran wrap the toilet (not at yourown house unless you wanna clean crap, literally) and let the good times roll. If the seat is really close to the bowl itself, they end up shitting on themself and having piss run down the side of the toilet on to whatever. disgustingly classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJUICE Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 My roommate and I had a good lil prank war. We're both good friends, so none of that toothbrush in that toilet or cum in the shampoo shit...I'd knock his teeth out if he did that to me... Anyway what he did to me: Put a bunch of playboys in my record crate (so while I'm DJ'ing w/ mad groupies all over I'm pulling out pictures form SWANK and gay dudes n shit)...maybe you had to be there. Stole my cell phone and called ex-girls telling them I miss them (I was pissed..got some psychos) Put a gay flag ticker on my bumper, took me a week before I noticed Finally, I went out of town for a weekend and when I got back I had 20 gold fish swimming around in my bath-tub, complete w/ little castle and a thing of fish food. What I dod back: Switched the covers on all on his school/library books, so he returned/read the wrong book...whatever switched his box spring and mattress then remade the bed. He came home from a double shift and jumped on that metal-spring/wooden shit, ha His raw fish all over his room, behind pictures, on ceiling fan blades, etc...But he was a heavy smoker so his room already stunk....shit just dried up and he never knew until I pointed out how nasty it was After he put the gay sticker on my car I left a men searching men post on craigs list w/ his cell phone number. Homos started blowing him up at work, leaving nasty messages..nasty shit we did lots more, but I forget most of 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 call him pretending to be a coroner or some shit. "yo your parents are dead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 back in the day you used to could get a LOT more shit COD so we would send each other sex toys and stuff... everyone got something but my friends Mitchell and Chris blew it up... in fact they both got blow-up dolls among MANY other things... It wasn't bad for Chris, who's parents are full on hippies, but Mitchell's parents were full on Southern Baptist... Seemed like Mitchell was grounded every other week for a year because he got some 'inappropriate mail'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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