Gunm Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 As you're on your way home in a cutty part of the copuntryside, you come across a fresh accident....a fatality The driver is clearly dead having been thrown from the vehicle and as you go up to inspect the corpse you see a fat ass Rolex watch on the persons wrist as well as a bundle of cash sticking partly out of the pocket. Would you take the watch? The cash? Or just not touch either? Lens--------------> Yo, check my new watch B! Wanna go eat at that new 5 star joint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Id take em both...does that make me a bad person? Fuck it, who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 cash yes fuck a watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 probably the cash because you know that is going to disappear somewhere along the line anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 gimmie that cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I thought you were going to ask if you call the authorities to come help/clean up. You're sure this dude's dead? Probably take both, but it wouldn't keep the Rolex. Fuck a Rolex. But if you take the Rolex, you def don't report the accident. Wifey will know you took the Rolex. -fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 fuck a submariner fuck a daytona. So yea depends which rolex. Cash all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 the cash,theres minimal dead body touching, duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 probably the cash because you know that is going to disappear somewhere along the line anyway. pretty much.... id like to ask and uncomfortable question? why do young black males tend to drink the gayest drinks on the planet when they are out and about? im not trying to pull a carlos mencia and make a really obvious sterotypical joke either....its just something ive noticed and found odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 this brings me to another question....does anyone still wear rolexes? i thought those went out around 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 pretty much.... id like to ask and uncomfortable question? why do young black males tend to drink the gayest drinks on the planet when they are out and about? im not trying to pull a carlos mencia and make a really obvious sterotypical joke either....its just something ive noticed and found odd. Elaborate. I'm from the South, the most popular african american beverage of choice seems to be cheap beer or Hyp'n'Henny and no tip. -fuse. As for the people wearing rolexes question, I don't know anyone that actually owns one. But I know some people that still wear mad expensive watches (>$4000). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I thought you were going to ask if you call the authorities to come help/clean up. You're sure this dude's dead? Probably take both, but it wouldn't keep the Rolex. Fuck a Rolex. But if you take the Rolex, you def don't report the accident. Wifey will know you took the Rolex. -fuse. But in all reality, I probably wouldn't even stop. -fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimereligion Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 As you're on your way home in a cutty part of the copuntryside, you come across a fresh accident....a fatality The driver is clearly dead having been thrown from the vehicle and as you go up to inspect the corpse you see a fat ass Rolex watch on the persons wrist as well as a bundle of cash sticking partly out of the pocket. Would you take the watch? The cash? Or just not touch either? Lens--------------> Yo, check my new watch B! Wanna go eat at that new 5 star joint? i came across an accident on sunday where two of the four people in the car died. the last thing on my mind was stealing from them. i keep thinking about the people i couldn't help and know i'd feel like a real piece of shit if i stole from them. it would haunt me. fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I thought you were going to ask if you call the authorities to come help/clean up. You're sure this dude's dead? Probably take both, but it wouldn't keep the Rolex. Fuck a Rolex. But if you take the Rolex, you def don't report the accident. Wifey will know you took the Rolex. -fuse. if wifey knew what was really good she would keep her mouth shut... i have also noticed this trend about black dudes and gay ass drinks it puzzles me as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 pretty much.... id like to ask and uncomfortable question? why do young black males tend to drink the gayest drinks on the planet when they are out and about? im not trying to pull a carlos mencia and make a really obvious sterotypical joke either....its just something ive noticed and found odd. Brian: I was uh... very pleased and surprised, I was really not expecting an open bar. Top shelf booze, I tell ya. This guy knew his stuff. Made me a mojito. (sips) I don't think its a gay drink. Mojito... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 "HMMMMMMMMMM...There's no cash in this guys pockets and his watch seems to be gone? And uhhh you found him like this sir?" "Yea officer...just like that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 "HMMMMMMMMMM...There's no cash in this guys pockets and his watch seems to be gone? And uhhh you found him like this sir?" "Yea officer...just like that." That's why you don't report it afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Elaborate. I'm from the South, the most popular african american beverage of choice seems to be cheap beer or Hyp'n'Henny and no tip. alright see....there it is. hyp'n henny (which is assume contains hypnotic) is a full fledged foo-foo drink. i would also say frozen margaritas, daiquiris, and various drinks involving fruit juice and pucker. ....ive moved my way up the southern coast from atlanta to my current place of residence and this is something ive noticed on more than a few occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 i too have noticed but never thought too hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 isnt that just a cheaper version of an "incredible hulk"? replace henn w/ remy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 whatever it is its green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I'll drink pretty much anything alcoholic as long as it isn't fruity, such as Hypno or Alize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 you should have took them both and hit a mean streak tag on his forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 what if it was some crazy ass under cover dateline shit and as your looking through dudes shit they run up on you.. you'd be ruined fo' life...but..ummm...i'd take the money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 id like to ask and uncomfortable question? why do young black males tend to drink the gayest drinks on the planet when they are out and about? here's your answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 no way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 fuck that jimmy the trunk open look for the stash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 ^^^ why not check for gold teeth to remove while you're at it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Good idea Lens...perhaps we should be partners? Edit: No homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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