As you're on your way home in a cutty part of the copuntryside, you come across a fresh accident....a fatality

 

The driver is clearly dead having been thrown from the vehicle and as you go up to inspect the corpse you see a fat ass Rolex watch on the persons wrist as well as a bundle of cash sticking partly out of the pocket.

 

Would you take the watch? The cash?

 

Or just not touch either?

 

Lens--------------> Yo, check my new watch B! Wanna go eat at that new 5 star joint?

Id take em both...does that make me a bad person? Fuck it, who cares

cash yes

 

fuck a watch

probably the cash because you know that is going to disappear somewhere along the line anyway.

gimmie that cash

I thought you were going to ask if you call the authorities to come help/clean up.

 

You're sure this dude's dead?

Probably take both, but it wouldn't keep the Rolex. Fuck a Rolex.

But if you take the Rolex, you def don't report the accident. Wifey will know you took the Rolex.

-fuse.

fuck a submariner fuck a daytona.

So yea depends which rolex.

Cash all day.

the cash,theres minimal dead body touching, duh

probably the cash because you know that is going to disappear somewhere along the line anyway.

 

pretty much....

 

 

id like to ask and uncomfortable question? why do young black males tend to drink the gayest drinks on the planet when they are out and about? im not trying to pull a carlos mencia and make a really obvious sterotypical joke either....its just something ive noticed and found odd.

this brings me to another question....does anyone still wear rolexes? i thought those went out around 2001.

pretty much....

 

 

id like to ask and uncomfortable question? why do young black males tend to drink the gayest drinks on the planet when they are out and about? im not trying to pull a carlos mencia and make a really obvious sterotypical joke either....its just something ive noticed and found odd.

Elaborate.

 

I'm from the South, the most popular african american beverage of choice seems to be cheap beer or Hyp'n'Henny and no tip.

-fuse.

 

As for the people wearing rolexes question, I don't know anyone that actually owns one. But I know some people that still wear mad expensive watches (>$4000).

I thought you were going to ask if you call the authorities to come help/clean up.

 

You're sure this dude's dead?

Probably take both, but it wouldn't keep the Rolex. Fuck a Rolex.

But if you take the Rolex, you def don't report the accident. Wifey will know you took the Rolex.

-fuse.

But in all reality, I probably wouldn't even stop.

-fuse.

As you're on your way home in a cutty part of the copuntryside, you come across a fresh accident....a fatality

 

The driver is clearly dead having been thrown from the vehicle and as you go up to inspect the corpse you see a fat ass Rolex watch on the persons wrist as well as a bundle of cash sticking partly out of the pocket.

 

Would you take the watch? The cash?

 

Or just not touch either?

 

Lens--------------> Yo, check my new watch B! Wanna go eat at that new 5 star joint?

 

i came across an accident on sunday where two of the four people in the car died. the last thing on my mind was stealing from them. i keep thinking about the people i couldn't help and know i'd feel like a real piece of shit if i stole from them. it would haunt me. fuck that.

I thought you were going to ask if you call the authorities to come help/clean up.

 

You're sure this dude's dead?

Probably take both, but it wouldn't keep the Rolex. Fuck a Rolex.

But if you take the Rolex, you def don't report the accident. Wifey will know you took the Rolex.

-fuse.

 

if wifey knew what was really good she would keep her mouth shut...

i have also noticed this trend about black dudes and gay ass drinks it puzzles me as well...

pretty much....

 

 

id like to ask and uncomfortable question? why do young black males tend to drink the gayest drinks on the planet when they are out and about? im not trying to pull a carlos mencia and make a really obvious sterotypical joke either....its just something ive noticed and found odd.

 

Brian: I was uh... very pleased and surprised, I was really not expecting an open bar. Top shelf booze, I tell ya. This guy knew his stuff. Made me a mojito. (sips) I don't think its a gay drink. Mojito...

"HMMMMMMMMMM...There's no cash in this guys pockets and his watch seems to be gone? And uhhh you found him like this sir?"

 

 

"Yea officer...just like that."

Nope.

"HMMMMMMMMMM...There's no cash in this guys pockets and his watch seems to be gone? And uhhh you found him like this sir?"

 

 

"Yea officer...just like that."

 

That's why you don't report it afterwards

Elaborate.

 

I'm from the South, the most popular african american beverage of choice seems to be cheap beer or Hyp'n'Henny and no tip.

 

alright see....there it is. hyp'n henny (which is assume contains hypnotic) is a full fledged foo-foo drink. i would also say frozen margaritas, daiquiris, and various drinks involving fruit juice and pucker.

 

....ive moved my way up the southern coast from atlanta to my current place of residence and this is something ive noticed on more than a few occasions.

i too have noticed but never thought too hard

isnt that just a cheaper version of an "incredible hulk"?

 

replace henn w/ remy

whatever it is its green

I'll drink pretty much anything alcoholic as long as it isn't fruity, such as Hypno or Alize

you should have took them both and hit a mean streak tag on his forehead

what if it was some crazy ass under cover dateline shit

and as your looking through dudes shit they run up on you..

you'd be ruined fo' life...but..ummm...i'd take the money...

 

 

id like to ask and uncomfortable question? why do young black males tend to drink the gayest drinks on the planet when they are out and about?

 

 

here's your answer...

no way

fuck that jimmy the trunk open look for the stash

^^^

 

why not check for gold teeth to remove while you're at it?

Good idea Lens...perhaps we should be partners?

 

Edit: No homo