Blood Feast Island Man Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: I live next door to a whorehouse. bringing the punters to flat on weekends what the fuck does this mean? fuck's sake, can any of you speak english? as in english english. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 props to whoever is responsible for the title update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I'm not joking. I had my suspicions for a while, now I'm convinced. there's an endless stream of korean women bringing the punters to flat on weekends. the same girls that live next door sell knock-off dvds on the local highstreet, which means there paying off debts to a triad. they dump like 4/5 mattresses on the starewell every month. who the fuck needs a new mattress every month? and some other shit I can't remember right now. incidentally, they dunnalf cook some absolutely dire smelling shite. it smells like curried turds wafting down the block. WHAT THE FUCK GAVE YOU THIS LEXICON?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 hewas are fun especilly the grimey ass black ones mmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 About 7 years ago i egg'd a brothel, a dude in a wheel chair came out and yelled. Thats all. Sorry about the shit story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: I live next door to a whorehouse. fuck's sake, can any of you speak english? as in english english. aside from what we all learned in austin powers......uhm, no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 see how many saigon whores you can fit in your trunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 PICTURES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: I live next door to a whorehouse. fuck's sake, can any of you speak english? as in english english. Interestingly enough, I'm reading an english book that has used some of thie vocabulary (esp punters.), so i'm getting the hang of it. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hasselhoff Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 my next door neighbor always has crackwhores over. once he was telling me about all the crackwhores he knows that have died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Go over there and ask for a menu And you should know by now, on 12oz... you cant talk tits without pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 ^^ I like that. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 thems ko-rean bitches be eating mad cabbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNR Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: I live next door to a whorehouse. steal the matresses they throw out and make a fort in your living room fine , if u want stds :toothache: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNR Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 and if u pay attention they will go from :china: :mad2: :sick: :spent: :yuck: :zombie: , and then you wont see them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truth Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: I live next door to a whorehouse. i would be knee deep in AIDS infested pussy if I was a whore house neighbor. you take this appreciation of AIDS serious huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: I live next door to a whorehouse. you take this appreciation of AIDS serious huh? ask your mom, i can't sit here and explain it to you right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaWon Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 ahh yes, I can see it now... Triad Guy : "You have an enormous outstanding debt to the triad, let me ask you something, what do you do for a living?" Korean : "We're prostitutes." Triad Guy : "Perfect, you can work off your debt by selling knock off dvds." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Milk Cup [pt. 2] Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 ahh yes, I can see it now... Triad Guy : "You have an enormous outstanding debt to the triad, let me ask you something, what do you do for a living?" Korean : "We're prostitutes." Triad Guy : "Perfect, you can work off your debt by selling knock off dvds." Hahaha. Great gag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truth Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: I live next door to a whorehouse. ask your mom' date=' i can't sit here and explain it to you right now.[/quote'] you know my mom? then I challenge you to simply give me her first name. i didnt think so you closet fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Said Fred Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Give Right Said Fred their adress so he can pay them a visit and bring some house warming gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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